my grandma pooped herself at a restaurant

[timaishu 10+ year member]

and it was my nephews birthday. We were there for a good hour or two. And while we were leaving both me, my brother and brother in law noticed a sewage smell all at he same time.

We were like wtf? Everyone blamed me for farting. So me and my brother leave and I get a call a few minutes after from my sister saying she cant find the car and grandma pooped herself. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

It would of been pretty funny and quite embarassing if it happened while we were eating. I guess she had a stream of shit going down her leg and she didnt have enough sense to notice and didnt see too bothered by the prospect when told. Im glad I didnt take the offer of riding along in my moms car lol. She is now supposedly getting a shower. Her first one in about 4 months. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

What the hell is wrong with old people. If I ever get that old. Im gonna drive a car off a cliff or put a bullet in my head.

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[HonkyKong 10+ year member]

word

 

[77oldsMAbrotha 10+ year member]

guy i use to work with, mid twenties, shit himself just b4 the new year on the job and then was shit-canned the next day. we're all still laughing it up here in the office.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

sounds like a shitty situation

 

[twistedchild420 5,000+ posts]

Lotta poop in your life OP

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

dude what is it with you, your family and puke and vomit.. ur a nasty little troll huh

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

Lotta poop in your life OP

beat me to it

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

buy her some diapers

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

dude what is it with you, your family and puke and vomit.. ur a nasty little troll huh

so you noticed too

 

[blazeplacid 10+ year member]

shatting my pants is acutaly high on my list of thing im afrraid of everyday....really :sad:

 

[AQHDC3 10+ year member]

Lol thanks for sharing

 

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

Pics?

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

Why the hell would I take pics of shit down my grandmas leg?

 

[AQHDC3 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/needpics.gif.edd6d28e76618c28c46f343991bcced5.gif

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

God ****it. So I just got back from the gym and heard from my brother that she was walking around the house in her poop shoes. God ****it, old people are so ****ing gross.