my grandma crapped herself today

[timaishu 10+ year member]

She ripped some major *** a minute ago. I thought it was my brother who was in the other room. He said it wasnt him. Only other possibilty is the "beast" who was twice as far away.

******* gross. I hate her so much.

 

[brian84corvette 10+ year member]

buy her a ***** ?

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

What is a *****?

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

buy her a pet snake to keep her company ........
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Snakes:

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Banded Kraits Bungararus fasciatus $100 .

Black & White Spitting Cobras Naja siamensis $80

Black Mamba Dendroaspis polylepis $400

Blandings Tree Snakes Boiga blandingi $100

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Dog Tooth Cat Snake Boiga cynodan $65

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[brian84corvette 10+ year member]

stupid curse word filter.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

stupid curse word filter.

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[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

She ripped some major *** a minute ago. I thought it was my brother who was in the other room. He said it wasnt him. Only other possibilty is the "beast" who was twice as far away.
******* gross. I hate her so much.

Repeated hammer like blows to the back of her head, bro. It's the only solution...

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

I like ur solution.

 

[brian84corvette 10+ year member]

pix of said elderly person or fail

 

[banks8604 10+ year member]

I guess what I am trying to ask is if she wasn't your grandma and she wasn't covered in poo, would you hit that?

rofl.....priceless

 

[LazyRider 10+ year member]

inoright????????????????????????