my grandma crapped herself today

[timaishu 10+ year member]

So last night me and my bro noticed a rank smell coming from my grandmas room.

It was late so we said **** it.

The next morning I saw her sitting in her chair and her robe that she was still wearing was soaked in ****. It soaked into her robe so the whole bottom half was brown, front and back.

Her chair was soaking wet (thank god its a brown colored chair) and smelled like a sewer, and she got **** juice on one of our dining chairs. Looks like her reign of terror is not over. First she destroys our house by flooding her room and now she is shitting all over the place again. And apparently she was wearing one of her adult diaper things. I dont even wanna think about what would of happened if she was wearing underwear.

God **** my life *****. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wallbash.gif.1310150c49dd52e0fbe1813a0681e5c3.gif

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[Wildbillpb 10+ year member]

Is she hot?

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

cool story brah

have you thought about doing something with her, besides letting her crap all over and making thread without any pics?

 

[RyanParshall 10+ year member]

Lmao. That's some gnarly **** bro.

 

[Wildbillpb 10+ year member]

I guess what I am trying to ask is if she wasn't your grandma and she wasn't covered in poo, would you hit that?

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

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[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[sobe3yourself. 10+ year member]

Pictures?

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

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[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

You should probably murder her.

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

SHe is gonna murder me some day with the fumes.

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

SHe is gonna murder me some day with the fumes.

You've gotta take her out, bro. Here's what you'll want to do.

1. Find a nest of grandaddy long legs.

2. Collect about 25 of them.

3. Boil those fuckers (the grandaddy long legs') in a pot for about 10 minutes.

4. Drain the lifeless grandaddy long legs bodies from said water.

5. Use this water to make your gam gam some coffee, metimucil, iced tea or Kool-Aid.

6. Sit back and enjoy gam gam's eminent death.

 

[XSlappinAzzX]

You've gotta take her out, bro. Here's what you'll want to do.
1. Find a nest of grandaddy long legs.

2. Collect about 25 of them.

3. Boil those fuckers (the grandaddy long legs') in a pot for about 10 minutes.

4. Drain the lifeless grandaddy long legs bodies from said water.

5. Use this water to make your gam gam some coffee, metimucil, iced tea or Kool-Aid.

6. Sit back and enjoy gam gam's eminent death.

How is that gonna kill her?

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

How is that gonna kill her?

their venom is the most potent there is of all spiders. just takes a ton of them to make the death juice.

 

[cablguy184 10+ year member]

get some air freshners ... you might need them ...

I seen a black widdow or 2 last night at work ... want me to grab a couple for you ??