My Girlfriend

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

she's what 4 ft tall. 340 pounds. likes cake and long walks to the fast food joint.

SHE'S A WINNNAR!

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

no need for a water bed anymore... lol...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I see crosshairs on that plane.

 

[Speedbump3]

What the fuck does BMI have to do with your willy erupting after 2 minutes in the dark?

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

she's what 4 ft tall. 340 pounds. likes cake and long walks to the fast food joint.
SHE'S A WINNNAR!

She's 5'4 140 pounds and likes my dick //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[shiftmx6]

she's what 4 ft tall. 340 pounds. likes cake and long walks to the fast food joint.
SHE'S A WINNNAR!

Thats awesome.

 

[Speedbump3]

she's what 4 ft tall. 340 pounds. likes cake and long walks to the fast food joint.
SHE'S A WINNNAR!

Seeking:

Shemale with 10" dong to give my life too.

I want to hand wash your underwear for the rest of my life.

-Seth Phillips

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Seeking:
Shemale with 10" dong to give my life too.

I want to hand wash your underwear for the rest of my life.

-Seth Phillips

We know that's a fake. You didn't misspell one single word.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

More for the peoples

GIVE ME FRENCH FRIES RIGHT MEOW!!!!!

She's 5'4 140 pounds and likes my dick //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

dude you dont gotta lie to kick it!!! there's over 50 pounds in here face. and she has 2 cheek's on each side of her face..

unless she has some food stored in there... hahaha

 

[Speedbump3]

We know that's a fake. You didn't misspell one single word.

DAMMIT!

BUSTED!

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

Seeking:
Shemale with 10" dong to give my life too.

I want to hand wash your underwear for the rest of my life.

-Seth Phillips

dont foget the tounge to bung....

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

like a hamster?

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

Due to popular demand, I am posting a pic of my GF //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

HEY BIG BOY, YOU LIKE DEEP FRIED CHICKEN.. MEET ME AT POPEYE'S

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

HEY BIG BOY, YOU LIKE DEEP FRIED CHICKEN.. MEET ME AT POPEYE'S

She's not black //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Tits.

nG