My friend is hilarious.

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

I log on to Facebook and see he's posted something on my wall, and am greeted with this little diddy:

"I was watching McCain's VP speak. All i could think about was her taking the glasses off, letting her hair down, and doing a very erotic striptease on the stage. She looks like a pornstar, and i mean that in a good way. But in the end, My president is black, my lambo's blue, and i'll be god ****ed if my rims ain't too."

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I'm stealing that. LOL

 

[David19 10+ year member]

jeezy ftw

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I don't get it

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

jeezy ftw

oh thats why

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

heh

 

[GearGuy2001 10+ year member]

lol

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

9/10 would read again