My Friday the 13th Luck...

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Just got informed that my best friend bought a fifth of vodka for two girls that are going to the party tonight. Two girls who have only drank a time or two before in their life.

The odds are making a rebound.

 

[Tom Gralewski 10+ year member]

put down a towel and hit it anyway, thats what i do

I agree lay down a towel and quit being a ****ing *****

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

lol that was pretty funny

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

that was just a excuse...she found out you fuc k fatter chicks than her and she didnt think she could meet their standards

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

Well one just informed me there is no way we would have f*cked anyway. Wtf? She PUT ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN PUT ONNNNNNNNNNN.
I hate bisches like that. FTL

i put it down for my city //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

that was just a excuse...she found out you fuc k fatter chicks than her and she didnt think she could meet their standards

at least none of them have been more than half your size

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

at least none of them have been more than half your size

bullllllllllshittttttttt