My Friday the 13th Luck...

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

So I decided to make a trip to the home town this weekend for Father's Day...There are two girls that have been blowing my phone up a lot lately, and haven't hung out with either in forever..

Well one of these is talking about she wants to fk my brains out and blah blah blah. I So i decided it'd be a good hit and quit.. Well she just informed me she started her period today. What luck..Was planning on taking her to a friend of mine's party tonight. Prolly won't now.

Well the other girl lives about 45 minutes from my hometown..I drive up there and see her every few months..She has been in a horny mood lately also.. Last night she was being *****y on messenger, and i told her she must be about to start her period or something. Well today in fact she did. I was planning on spending most of the day Saturday with her.

So here I am with two bloody vag's. I doubt I see either one of them now. Never knew i'd get this much blood on Friday the 13th.

Typing this made me realize how much of an ******* I really am also. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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[528hz 10+ year member]

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

i loled

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

play in the mudd

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Neither girl likes anal. They both say it hurts. I could tell them I have a small d1ck?

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

Neither girl likes anal. They both say it hurts. I could tell them I have a small d1ck?

yes tell them the truth.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

put down a towel and hit it anyway, thats what i do

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Just **** in the shower...

nG

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Double wrap it

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

 

[Vipervenom18 10+ year member]

hahahahahahahaha

 

[tsenfw 10+ year member]

Bj consolation prize

 

[Alpineinstaller 10+ year member]

You got towels dont you?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Well one just informed me there is no way we would have f*cked anyway. Wtf? She PUT ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN PUT ONNNNNNNNNNN.

I hate bisches like that. FTL

 

[pjvoc 10+ year member]

this sounds like a story bound to be on montel sometime soon