my first ****** experience

[Ford302Redneck 10+ year member]

I dont get it.

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

hahahahaha

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

heres my first ****** experience.....i was 8 years old, and the neighbor had a girl, she was like 10 or 11. One day her and i were in my treehouse and she asked to see my pecker. So i pulled my pants down and she told me that she saw her mom rubbing her dad's pecker back and forth and asked if i wanted her to do it to me. I sdaid yes...of course...so she yanked me off for like 10 minutes. Then .......... something happened. It pretty much hurt like hell and i had no idea what happened so i pulled my pants up and ran like hell. Later that night i went ot go pee and my **** head was swelled up like a balloon. I called my dad in there to look at it and he grilled me until i told him what happened and he laughed like hell and gave me an icepack to put on it.

Long story short, i had an orgazm before my peashooter could actually make sperm and it made my **** swell up like hell and it hurt for 2-3 days

i tried to do it again.....all by myself this time..................2 days after the swelling went down. Then i showed my disformed **** to some kids on the bus.

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

heres my first ****** experience.....i was 8 years old, and the neighbor had a girl, she was like 10 or 11. One day her and i were in my treehouse and she asked to see my pecker. So i pulled my pants down and she told me that she saw her mom rubbing her dad's pecker back and forth and asked if i wanted her to do it to me. I sdaid yes...of course...so she yanked me off for like 10 minutes. Then .......... something happened. It pretty much hurt like hell and i had no idea what happened so i pulled my pants up and ran like hell. Later that night i went ot go pee and my **** head was swelled up like a balloon. I called my dad in there to look at it and he grilled me until i told him what happened and he laughed like hell and gave me an icepack to put on it.

Long story short, i had an orgazm before my peashooter could actually make sperm and it made my **** swell up like hell and it hurt for 2-3 days

TELL THE TRUTH!!!!

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

/b/ Delivers again.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

TELL THE TRUTH!!!!

oh its true!! The girl still lives there with her mom too...i just saw her this morning

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

oh its true!! The girl still lives there with her mom too...i just saw her this morning

I find the ending a little hard to believe. First time I came was before the spermies too. Sure I freaked out and ran to the bathroom with nothing but my tighty whities on with a raging boner (right past my mom), but I don't remember 2-3 days of pain. You're pipes must have really been clogged. lol

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

I find the ending a little hard to believe. First time I came was before the spermies too. Sure I freaked out and ran to the bathroom with nothing but my tighty whities on with a raging boner (right past my mom), but I don't remember 2-3 days of pain. You're pipes must have really been clogged. lol

Tighty whities are for fegs.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

I find the ending a little hard to believe. First time I came was before the spermies too. Sure I freaked out and ran to the bathroom with nothing but my tighty whities on with a raging boner (right past my mom), but I don't remember 2-3 days of pain. You're pipes must have really been clogged. lol

it was pretty bad man....had to ice the balls down. Second time wasn't so bad , then after 3 years of blanks, one day i got a suprize all over my shirt

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Tighty whities are for fegs.

And 5 year olds. Retard.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

And 5 year olds. Retard.

underoo's FTW....i had em all

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

it was pretty bad man....had to ice the balls down. Second time wasn't so bad , then after 3 years of blanks, one day i got a suprize all over my shirt

I don't recall my length of blanks, but the first load was a trip. I was like oh CRAP! I broke something!

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

I don't recall my length of blanks, but the first load was a trip. I was like oh CRAP! I broke something!

LMAO....i thought the same thing

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

And 5 year olds. Retard.

True.

But you're still a ***.

 

[Harleyfx69 10+ year member]

funny

but theres better ones out there..

the best ive read is the one where there talking, then the "girl" says she grabs a handful of vaseline and starts stroking her ****