My first experience as a Wal-Mart employee.

[adio 5,000+ posts]

So this morning, I was supposed to come into work at 9 o'clock. As I get to the place where I'm supposed to meet the training supervisor, they're having a store meeting. If you know your Wal-Mart geography, it is being held in the room in the back of the store where the Site-to-Store pick up and bathrooms are. So there are about 50 people crowded in and around this room.
I'm on the outskirts of this meeting, because it was already in progress when I showed up. An old lady pushing a buggy, who was four foot nothing and looked like she was 109, walked up to someone behind me and asked in a rather loud voice "Whar's the bathroom??" He pointed into the room where everyone was standing and told her it was on the right. She proceeded to putz along to the bathroom, and about 10 seconds after she passed by me, I started to frown.

The stench that followed her smelled like 2 month old rotten tuna casserole dipped in vinegar, rolled in diarrhea and topped with burnt hair. She had definitely shat herself. Everyone in her wake immediately started gagging.

Welcome to Wal-Mart.

hooray!

 

[JUHL 10+ year member]

lol thanks man, i needed a good laugh

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

As the new guy, did you have to clean the restroom after her?

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

hahaha!!! funny shit..

ask her if she wants a mustache ride..

 

[Corey J. 10+ year member]

that is why, yes sirrr! wal-mart is the key place to get hired. im currently a associate at the distrobution center in WI.

Which one , I am an assistant manager at the Watertown walmart and have been with the company for about 11+ years . This is only one of alot of funny shit that will happen to youat walmart . Welcome aboard !!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

As the new guy, did you have to clean the restroom after her?

I'm glad they don't invoke the rights to torture FNGs there.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Meh...

nG

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

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Disgustingly funny.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

nobody shat themselves in my presence today

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

why are u workin at walmart anyway?

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

because that's the only place thats hiring

 

[plushDJ 10+ year member]

haha, that's hilarious!! Just stick it out for a bit, they throw so much stuff away it's rediculous. My buddy worked there a while back and he took home a paintball gun and a whole bunch of other stuff they were gonna trash.

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

thats kinky

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

because that's the only place thats hiring

oh