My first experience as a Wal-Mart employee.

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

So this morning, I was supposed to come into work at 9 o'clock. As I get to the place where I'm supposed to meet the training supervisor, they're having a store meeting. If you know your Wal-Mart geography, it is being held in the room in the back of the store where the Site-to-Store pick up and bathrooms are. So there are about 50 people crowded in and around this room.

I'm on the outskirts of this meeting, because it was already in progress when I showed up. An old lady pushing a buggy, who was four foot nothing and looked like she was 109, walked up to someone behind me and asked in a rather loud voice "Whar's the bathroom??" He pointed into the room where everyone was standing and told her it was on the right. She proceeded to putz along to the bathroom, and about 10 seconds after she passed by me, I started to frown.

The stench that followed her smelled like 2 month old rotten tuna casserole dipped in vinegar, rolled in diarrhea and topped with burnt hair. She had definitely shat herself. Everyone in her wake immediately started gagging.

Welcome to Wal-Mart.

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[GabeC 10+ year member]

haha awesome

 

[01 S 10 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif lmfao!

but really... EWWW! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

nice. depends ftl

 

[ctt0002 10+ year member]

How hard was it to get a job there? I need a job for the fall semester! Can you apply online? or you can only do it at the store?

 

[_JaY_ 10+ year member]

that is why, yes sirrr! wal-mart is the key place to get hired. im currently a associate at the distrobution center in WI.

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

You apply online only. I only know that cause I tried to apply to Sam's Club (same application you just choose Sam's Club instead of Walmart when you start) and they never called me back. Assholes.

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

how may i help you

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

gimme a squiggly

 

[ctt0002 10+ year member]

Do you have a link to it online? I can't find it on walmart's page. And i believe you can apply at the store because of those small machines that they have at customer service (or thats where ours is located) But i plan to apply there when i move back to auburn

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

bet u were tired from being up late hearing me bish

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

The stench that followed her smelled like 2 month old rotten tuna casserole dipped in vinegar, rolled in diarrhea and topped with burnt hair. She had definitely shat herself. Everyone in her wake immediately started gagging.

Welcome to Wal-Mart.

How in the Hell would you know what that combination smelled like? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

How in the Hell would you know what that combination smelled like? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

That was the worst I could imagine.

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

How in the Hell would you know what that combination smelled like? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

his breakfast

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Do you have a link to it online? I can't find it on walmart's page.

If you can't find it, that should be a sign...