My day today

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

and a bike fest tonight.

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

hmmmmm.

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

When I had my piss test I told the b*tch I didnt have to piss and that it was a waste of time to make me go in there. So I tried and she kept harrassing me and finally let me drink 2 cups of water and I pissed and filled the whole cup up for that ho.

/

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

Beer!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Tea does the trick for me. Reminds me, I need to piss......ASAP!

Also congrads on the new job.

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

Did they watch you pee?

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Today I had an awesome wreck. I was crossing a steep creek bed with a small wooden bridge across. You go down sharp left then birdge then up the bank.

I got to the bridge, I didnt get far enough left, my tire sank strait into the mud and I went over the handle bars. If that wasnt enough, my seat caught my pants and down they went.

So Im sitting there, face down *** up in the creek with my shorts around my knees with my entire Mtb crew laughing their ***** off.

I rule!