my co-workers can be prude diks sometimes

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

I'm a big fan of MMA. I don't hide the fact that I am and my co-workers caught wind when I was talking about going to an event a while back. My co-workers are pretty square and prude so when I talk about MMA they usually start saying snide jokes like "when you gonna get in the cage???" So One day I got sick of it and decided I'd give the next person that asked me that a "proposal" of sorts. Like clockwork on friday someone asked me what I was doing on the weekend and someone said I'd probably be watching MMa. My co-worker Zaffar says loudly "you should fight too." So I say very loud "How about you let me punch you in the face to see if I have knockout power." I haven't heard an MMA comment sense. I hope one of them takes me up on the offer so I can unload on'm.

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[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

So I say very loud "How about you let me punch you in the face to see if I have knockout power." I haven't heard an MMA comment sense. I hope one of them takes me up on the offer so I can unload on'm.

You should definatly unload on their faces. Thatll teach em.

 

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

What an enthralling tale of conflict. This should be made into a movie. It has more potential than "Saving Private Ryan." Really.

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

Whats MMA?

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

Whats MMA?

ur joking right:wow:

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

ur joking right:wow:

If I was joking I wouldnt have asked....

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

Don't get him started...

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

Mixed Martial Arts ufc and stuff

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Whats MMA?

A bunch of fags going after each other rather ****-erotically inside of a cage.

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

Mixed Martial Arts ufc and stuff

Oh. When you gonna get in the cage?

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

A bunch of fags going after each other rather ****-erotically inside of a cage.

with extra cawk //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[armitank]

isn't MMA that thing where the guys in spandex feel each other and roll around on the ground touching each others pee pee's?

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

Oh. When you gonna get in the cage?

whenever someone lets me punch them in the face to see if I have knockout power, you up for it! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

this thread is lol

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

whenever someone lets me punch them in the face to see if I have knockout power, you up for it! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Na I watch UFC so I know you know some kinda crazy secrets.