Movies

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

ah for rite now:

"Cut that chinks pay for sleeping on the job!"

"Where all the white women at?"

Blazing saddles

"Die"

"Chi Chi, get the yeyo!"

Scarface

and

"Self Development is ************"

Fight Club

 

[vettelovr1124 10+ year member]

On a similar note...
You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em...The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like...victory. - Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now

YES!!! 'Tis probably one of the greatest lines ever.

Hmm...now I have to contribrute.

"King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.

Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Brother Maynard: Amen." --Monty Python

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

"There are those that call me...Tim."

"Perhaps he was dictating?" "Shut up."

And of course, the entire French taunting scenes.

"Where all the white women at?"

"He said the sheriff is nearer!"

 

[vettelovr1124 10+ year member]

And of course, the entire French taunting scenes.

Heck yes...you son of a silly person!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

"Saturday, Donny, is Shabes, the Jewish day of rest. That means: I don't work. I don't drive a car. I don't fu**ing ride in a car. I don't handle money. I don't turn on the oven. And, I sure as sh** don't fu**ing roll!"--Walter

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

"I wave my private parts at you english niggets!"

hahaha

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Heck yes...you son of a silly person!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
"Saturday, Donny, is Shabes, the Jewish day of rest. That means: I don't work. I don't drive a car. I don't fu**ing ride in a car. I don't handle money. I don't turn on the oven. And, I sure as sh** don't fu**ing roll!"--Walter

"But you haven't been Jewish since you've been divorced!"
"Shut the **** up Donny, you're out of your element!"

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Do you mean coitus?

Hey, there's a beverage here!

Do I look like I'm married? The toilet seat's up, man!

I still ******** manually.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

"Dude, he pissed on my rug!"

"Weez wanz dey muny!"

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

"I hate the ****ing Eagles!"

"No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of."

"She's not my special lady friend, man. I'm just helping her conceive."

"Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration!"

 

[zane 10+ year member]

"Sir it's Mega Maid, She's gone from **** to blow."

"What's a matter Colonel Sanders.......... Chicken?"

"I had to run. The ship is so big that if I walked, the movie would be over before I got here."

- Spaceballs

Come to think of it, may as well just quote that whole movie!

It has so much comedy it's insane. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

It has so much comedy it's insane.

"She's gone to plaid..."

"When will now become then?" "Soon."

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

"yogurt!"

 

[vettelovr1124 10+ year member]

Come to think of it, may as well just quote that whole movie!
It has so much comedy it's insane. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

"She must give great helmet."

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

haha

"i see your shwartz is as big as mine!"

 

[zane 10+ year member]

Princess Vespa: Who are you?

Barf: BARF!

DOT: Not in here mister, this is a Mercedes.

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Na na na na no no. Light Speed's too slow. We'll have to go right to..... Ludicrous Speed!

Prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo........

I can't breathe in this thing!!!!!!!

Rasberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the rasberry!

Sir, there is another ship closing on spaceball 1. It's a Winnebago.

LOL!

**** that is a good movie!