Movie Quote's

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bytch!

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in the dictionary!

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent *** clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

Brian Griffin: You're drunk!

Stewie Griffin: [slurred] You're sexy!

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"Frylock: Where do you think our TVs come from?

Master Shake: Jesus?

Meatwad: No. It's Santa Clause.

Master Shake: It's the same thing.

Meatwad: No, it ain't. And I should know. I'm Jewish.

[pause]

Meatwad: From this day forward. "

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"WILLLLSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN"

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

ayayayayayayay weGAYED!!!!

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[Big Dee 10+ year member]

"Let me tell you something: you're suspect. Yeah you. I

don't know what your reputation is, in this town, but

after the shit you tried to pull today, you can bet I'll be

lookin' into you. Now, the business we have here to

fore, you can speak with my aforementioned attorney.

Good day gentlemen, and until that day comes, keep

your ear to the grindstone."

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

"Let me tell you something: you're suspect. Yeah you. Idon't know what your reputation is, in this town, but

after the shit you tried to pull today, you can bet I'll be

lookin' into you. Now, the business we have here to

fore, you can speak with my aforementioned attorney.

Good day gentlemen, and until that day comes, keep

your ear to the grindstone."

Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll ****in' kill you. That's not a threat. Now, that's a fact. I'll ****in' kill you.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

matt...........damon.

 

[chibahawk 10+ year member]

from my favorite OG tarantino related movie..

Coccotti: [laughing, and signalling to his henchmen to laugh along] I love this guy.

Clifford: Your ancestors are ******s. Yeah, and your great-great-great-great grandmother ****ed a ******, yeah, and she had a half ****** kid...Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? Cause you, you're part eggplant.

Coccotti [still laughing]: You're a cantaloupe.

then walken unloads 6 to dennis hoppers dome in true romance...

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

True Romance was a great movie //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/imo.gif.3a57bcc70a4835dc53e86ffae1a0b041.gif

 

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it,

boil it,

broil it,

bake it,

sautee it.

There's, um, shrimp kebabs,

shrimp creole,

shrimp gumbo,

pan fried,

deep fried,

stir fried.

There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp,

coconut shrimp,

pepper shrimp,

shrimp soup,

shrimp stew,

shrimp salad,

shrimp and potatoes,

shrimp burger,

shrimp sandwich...

That's, that's about it.

-- Bubba Blue (Mykelti Williamson)

 

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

Bumper sticker maker: "You just ran through a big pile of dog shit."

Forrest Gump: "It happens."

Bumper sticker maker: "What, shit?"

Forrest Gump: "Sometimes."

 

[Vicodin113 10+ year member]

snakes On The Plane!!

theres Mother Fawkin Snakes On The Plane!

 

[Savstyle 10+ year member]

"Do you know how fast you were going back there son? ummmm 65? No 63. Isnt the speed limit 65? Yes it is. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN!!!"

"YOU BOOYS LIKE MEXIIICOOOOO"

"click click click, enhance, click click click, enhance, click click click enhance. WILL YOU JUS PRINT THE GOD **** PICTURE"

" well ill believe that when me shit turns purple, and smells like rainbow sherbet"