Most Disappointing Sexxxual Experience?

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

never had a black girl....but unless is megan good or alicia keys i dont think it will ever happen

 

[Haunz 10+ year member]

I had a doc write me a script for some Paxil which I took for about a month. I could get hard, fuck, but I could not cum. Seriously one day I must have went at my girl for two hours.. and probably spent another 2-3 hours trying to rub it out after she got tired.. and still got nothing..

That was pretty disappointing!

 

[06goat 10+ year member]

I had a doc write me a script for some Paxil which I took for about a month. I could get hard, fuck, but I could not cum. Seriously one day I must have went at my girl for two hours.. and probably spent another 2-3 hours trying to rub it out after she got tired.. and still got nothing..
That was pretty disappointing!

Must be that 4/0

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

Mine was staying up all night with a girl (literally until about 5am if not later), her going down, felt her teeth "scathing" my man piston, telling her to stop so we could start porking, then daddy pulling up pissed off at her wanting me to leave... OH well though... win a lot, lose a few...

 

[ChevyRidinLow]

idk but this one time i was balls deep in this guys ass and i went to give him a reach around.....and the faggot tried to kiss me, wtf. so there i was 2 knuckes deep in a beagle, didnt know the guy from adam and hes gettin gay on me.

 

[ChevyRidinLow]

I had a doc write me a script for some Paxil which I took for about a month. I could get hard, fuck, but I could not cum. Seriously one day I must have went at my girl for two hours.. and probably spent another 2-3 hours trying to rub it out after she got tired.. and still got nothing..
That was pretty disappointing!

opiates do that to me. the last time i did i had oxy for a back problem....seriously i wasnt just abusing it.....although i did take it slightly in excess //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif but we went at it for 6 hours and and i got it to go but we were both hurting the next day.

 

[rpmcclafferty 10+ year member]

Marriage

 

[budahbuddy803 10+ year member]

This is pretty embarrassing, but I don't care all that much. This happened either freshman or sophomore year of college. I was driving with my ex-girlfriend up here to Clemson I do believe, getting a nice session of road head. I get to the point, a little too late, where I realize this was my first successful road head experience, HOWEVER, I do not have nor know how to go about being clean with my come. I'm about to come, she will not let me go in her mouth, never has and probably never will, so I hold it as best I can while I try to focus on the road and think of a master plan to stay clean. Turns out, I couldnt hold it very long, bust one off, and it shoots me square in the face. Nevertheless, I had to stop at a gas station with come all over the place including my face.......terrible.

Now that I think about it, my shirt would have been a good idea, but there was no way I could think very clearly at the moment. I was trying to not get ANY on ANYTHING of mine. Mistake, but i learn from those.

 

[slim2fattycake 10+ year member]

you know you gay, right? lol.

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

Did u swallow

 

[Spaz v1]

heard this one from a co-worker awhile back......

"Went down on a chick & pulled out a tampon with my tongue. ***** went home with a bloody vag & nose."

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

Weak

 

[Bettr n' Revrse 5,000+ posts]

O yay look who's back!

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

O yay look who's back!

My whole gut says its her...they say some of the most similar things....spaz only posts in the dome not tech.....and is usually on the times she is off from work

Its either her or her real bf but i doubt its him

 

[Bettr n' Revrse 5,000+ posts]

If it's her BF he needs to learn to keep his ***** inline....