Most Disappointing Sexxxual Experience?

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

my first time i was 15 and the condom broke and i blew my l in her p and i instantly thought she was pregnant it was a long month...never talked to her again after she had her period

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

lulz

 

[Spaz v1]

the standard hole was to large so i said NOOOO and went for the pooper. To my surprise that hole was honestly a bit to worn out also, so i relized this was one fucked up situation and GTFOT asap.... really sad that it was in high school, girl was only 16 lmfao

Sounds to me like you have a wittle pee pee.

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

Sounds to me like you have a wittle pee pee.

good one victoria....

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

anyone ever been ****** in a car and have the cops roll up on them

 

[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

anyone ever been ****** in a car and have the cops roll up on them

only that one time with you, and that was my worst

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

only that one time with you, and that was my worst

but you let me finish on ur face so that was my best

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

Sounds to me like you have a wittle pee pee.

welcome back. i hope this round goes better for you than the last one did.

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

welcome back. i hope this round goes better for you than the last one did.

ever since the first post i knew who it was even tho here delete serious gets used every day

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

ever since the first post i knew who it was even tho here delete serious gets used every day

i never saw her first post i just saw what u said and considering you guys were buttbuddies or whatever i figured you knew best lol totally irrelevant but i love that gif in ur sig lmao

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

i never saw her first post i just saw what u said and considering you guys were buttbuddies or whatever i figured you knew best lol totally irrelevant but i love that gif in ur sig lmao

indeed we were and troll cat was awsome hahaha

 

[ace_800 5,000+ posts]

anyone ever been ****** in a car and have the cops roll up on them

Multiple times, in Orlando, Corpus, got rolled up while on base in Turkey. 2nd time was with a chick in HS and I was 18, she only had panties and a bra on and was covered with a blanket. I just had my drawers on, we were passed out in the front seats. Luckily my windows were tinted enough that when he knocked on the window I had time to throw my shorts on.

Mines gotta be I took my girlfriend at the time to my job late at night, we were stationed in Turkey. Building was near the running track and I could hear a few people on it, plus you could see most of the track from where we were. Started going at it on the bench and I kept thinking they were going to see us and couldn't finish, had to go back to the room to finish up.

 

[NoPh33rRaCiNg 10+ year member]

My ex was on birth control where you only have your period every 3 months. Destroyed that **** everyday, but then you had to worry when that 3 months is up and hoping she has her P

 

[06goat 10+ year member]

the p0rno im fapping to right now