Millions of children in Africa are starving right now

[MassOccur 10+ year member]

Hey, got any jokes about them walking into a bar? lmao

Not off the top of my head, but I'm sure if they did, they'd be crippled.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

what about dead baby jokes

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

what about dead baby jokes

not really funny

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

Well make one! *Slams glass down on table* (about them walking into a bar)

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

not really funny

bullshit.

whats red and crawls up a womans leg?

a home sick abortion

racists.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

mmmkay

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

a man walks into a bar with his monkey. the monkey walks around the bar, and finds a cherry. He looks at it and downs it. It walked over to the pool tables, and saw the cue ball sitting on one of the tables. So, he hopped up on the table, picked up the cue ball, inspects it, and puts it in his mouth, and tries to swallow it. After minutes of work, he barely chokes down the cue ball.

"Did you see that?" said the bartender, "Your monkey just ate the cueball!

"My bad", the guy said. So he paid his tab, and paid the bartender for the ball.

A week later, the guy and his monkey come into the bar. The monkey finds a cherry, looks at it, sticks it up his ***, and then pulls it out and eats it.

"Did you see that?", the bartender said, "Your monkey just shoved a cherry up his *** and ate it!"

"Well ever since he ate that cue ball, he's had a size test"

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

An Ethiopian walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. He takes a seat and the bartender says "Hey, where'd ya get that at?" The parrot replied "Ethiopia!"