this woman went to the gynecologist to get her area looked at. The gynecologist says "you know, you're pretty big down there." The woman gets kinda upset and leaves. When she gets home she takes all her clothes off and throws on a dress. She the slides a mirror about the size of a sheet of paper in between her legs. Her husband comes home and sees her standing in front of the dresser in their room. He says "hunny, what are you doing?" She replies "well I went to the gynecologist today and he told me I was kind of big down there" The husband replies "oh, ok, well whatever you do don't step off in that hole between your feet."