LOL...hold that thought, I gotta see this....yes...yes what...yes I love you...
Theres only one return and its not of the king, its of the jedi
I thought after that hobbit gay shit that frodo was going to frolic over and **** sams little ****...
You holding? Everything except coke, heroin, and your ****!
How about a nickel bag?
Fifteen bucks, lit-tle man. Put that shit in my hand. Nong nong nonga nonga nong nong.
He likes to sing.
Before he was the Mad Duckets guy, he was just Pickle ****er. See, Freshman year the Seniors had something they called "Initiation". They'd stuff us into lockers or throw us ***** into the girl's locker room, but Lance here got the worst of it. The Seniors pulled his pants down, shoved a pickle up his ***, and made him walk ten feet. If the pickle fell out before the ten foot mark, he'd have to take a bite out of it, re-insert it, and walk again.
Ewwwwww...
Don't worry. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.
I bet you're the only guy in the world who still remembers that, Graves.
Oh, I'm sure you still remember it pretty vividly, Pickle ****er.
Thanks pickle ****er! Yo Silent Bob, some pickle ****er gave us free eats!