Mathematics to live by..Funny

[Fat_boy 10+ year member]

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... it goes like this:

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give 100%.

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

are represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, look how far *** kissing will take you….

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.

It's the B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T and A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G that will put you over the top!!

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[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

meh

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

that was stupid...really stupid.

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

5..nooo

6 years old

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

Also, never state in your thread title that what you're posting is funny...that's destined for fail.

 

[bad_trip 10+ year member]

fail.

Also, never state in your thread title that what you're posting is funny...that's destined for fail.

hey you were right!

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

cool.

 

[arizona 10+ year member]

meh....fail.