Man's penis removed from pipe

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

07 Jan 2010

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a ''delicate operation''.

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.

The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.

The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: ''Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.

''It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

''It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.''

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6946257/Mans-penis-removed-from-pipe.html

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[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

I admit, I was horny.

 

[ButtaMax 10+ year member]

He would get what my friends call the J.O.Y. award (jackazz of the year) but this years #1 spot is currently being held by Mr Gilbert Arenas!

 

[Plottin4success 10+ year member]

WTF are people thinking these days?

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i've done that

 

[Plottin4success 10+ year member]

He prolly broke his fleshlight, so he had to improvise.

 

[bhsdriller 10+ year member]

ouch lol

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

lawl

Pipefucker.

 

[tipnitty 10+ year member]

talk about desperate

 

[zackdash 10+ year member]

must of been a sexy pipe

the diameter of the pipe was only 1 inch?????

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

 

[Maxipads 10+ year member]

He prolly broke his fleshlight, so he had to improvise.

hahahah classic..

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

There was this one time, at pipefitter camp.....

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

When people refer to laying pipe, I didn't think they were being literal....

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