M.J. Jokes

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Did you hear about the Mach 5 Audio MJ18?
It only has a single 4 ohm voice coil.

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhah

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahaAHAAAa

I laughed

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

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the man had talent. you can not deny that. he just made bad decisions.

i'm gonna focus on the music though. i cracked on him last night, but that shit got deleted, so i'm starting fresh //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

Best one yet, just received a txt:

In memory of Micheal Jackson, lets all grab our crotch, have a moment of silence, and just beat it!

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

heard both those.....
what about

Michael Jackson didnt die from cardiac arrest.....he died chokin on my 12" ****.

I just made that up on the spot

liar!!!!!!!!!! You're to old. The joke woulda been funnier if you said 12 year old cock

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

So now that he's dead, does that make Prince the king?

he's still the queen.

until his sales pass mj's. which wont happen.

 

[nismos14 5,000+ posts]

how do the kids at Michael Jackson's house know when it's time for bed? when the big hand touches the little hand
why does Michael Jackson like 27 year olds? cause there's twenty of them

All jokes aside, i grew up listening to MJ and this is actually hard for me right now. I used to sing his songs at family gatherings.I woke up this morning and it's still hard for me

Man up and lose the ******.

 

[SPLunatic 10+ year member]

Say what you like about Jackson, at least he drove past schools slowly.

 

[SPLunatic 10+ year member]

All Michael Jacksons upcoming dates have been cancelled, including Thomas aged 5 & Ryan aged 9.

 

[SPLunatic 10+ year member]

Michael JAckson Died last night in LA, Doctors report says he didnt go stiff untill they wheeled him past the childrens ward!

Reports say that Michael Jackson infact died of shock after finding out that Boys2Men were a band not a delivery Service

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Did you hear about the Mach 5 Audio MJ18?
It only has a single 4 ohm voice coil.

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhah

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahaAHAAAa

winnar

 

[97srad750 10+ year member]

I don't know which was responsible for the loss of more young sperm Farrah Fawcett's iconic poster or Micheal Jackson

 

[vellocet 10+ year member]

Tools, this whole thing is a bad publicity stunt for thriller 2.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

So now that he's dead, does that make Prince the king?

To me he already was. The difference other than the fact that MJ danced and Prince played a wide range of instruments, was Prince didn't do interviews. And he did less concerts.

O wait....I got it.