M.J. Jokes

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

what kinda Michal Jackson jokes have been going around?

i hurd one about melting him down into little plastic toys so kids can play with him..

lame.. but i know there are better ones out there..

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[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

In honor of MJ passing away, Mcdonald's is introducing the MJ burger...50 year old meat placed between 10 year old buns.

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[RidnClean 5,000+ posts]

In honor of MJ passing away, Mcdonald's is introducing the MJ burger...50 year old meat placed between 10 year old buns.
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i laughed

 

[SELFMADE]

In honor of MJ passing away, Mcdonald's is introducing the MJ burger...50 year old meat placed between 10 year old buns.
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LMAO

 

[SPL-Master 10+ year member]

what kinda Michal Jackson jokes have been going around?
i hurd one about melting him down into little plastic toys so kids can play with him..

lame.. but i know there are better ones out there..

i //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif on this one //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

heard both those.....

what about

Michael Jackson didnt die from cardiac arrest.....he died chokin on my 12" ****.

I just made that up on the spot

 

[M Cook 10+ year member]

heard both those.....
what about

Michael Jackson didnt die from cardiac arrest.....he died chokin on my 12" ****.

I just made that up on the spot

You let him **** your corn dog?

Also, you mean 2" right?

 

[SELFMADE]

CNN reports MJ's requested in the ambulance to be taken to the childrens hospital..

 

[t-money 10+ year member]

how do the kids at Michael Jackson's house know when it's time for bed? when the big hand touches the little hand

why does Michael Jackson like 27 year olds? cause there's twenty of them

All jokes aside, i grew up listening to MJ and this is actually hard for me right now. I used to sing his songs at family gatherings.I woke up this morning and it's still hard for me

 

[q-ball 10+ year member]

he didnt die of cardiac arrest!!! it was food poisoning from eating 10 yr old balls!!!

 

[jpexpc 10+ year member]

Bad.

I lol'd a little...

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Did you hear about the Mach 5 Audio MJ18?

It only has a single 4 ohm voice coil.

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhah

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahaAHAAAa

 

[jpexpc 10+ year member]

Did you hear about the Mach 5 Audio MJ18?
It only has a single 4 ohm voice coil.

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhah

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahaAHAAAa

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[I Like Waffle]

why do people care so much about people they dont even know?

 

[WildSebring 10+ year member]

CNN reports MJ's requested in the ambulance to be taken to the childrens hospital..

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