Lulz.

[Loud3 10+ year member]

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WAL-MART

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.'

'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.

'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-M art. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor.'

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

'You have tennis elbow. Soak you r arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.'

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1 Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don 't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

Probably a retoast, but worth it.

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[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

meh.

 

[bw_audio 10+ year member]

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[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

I liked that pretty good.. har.. har.

 

[Z-Ro 10+ year member]

not a fall on the floor laugh, but a knee slapper none the less....

 

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

a chuckle at most but still a good one

 

[wu36ca 10+ year member]

I think I was in middle school when I heard this one.

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[97gp 5,000+ posts]

meh

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I think I was in middle school when I heard this one.


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Same, but I'm 20..

Old as dirt.

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

Cliffs?