Los Angeles Public Schools Math Test

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NAME________________________

GANG/CREW NAME______________

CRIB_________________________

1. Ramon hav a AK-47 wid a 200-roun clip. He usually miss 6 of

every 10 shots and he use 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many mofos can

Ramon ice on a drive-by befo he gotta reload?

2. Leroy have 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sell an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his ****?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must

each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit.

How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Desmond gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and

$1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more

Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his bro's bail?

6. Pedro got 12 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law

***** spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much bread will be left when

he get out?

7. If a can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and each letter he paints uses 3 square feet of paint, how many letters can he spray on a subway car with three 8 oz. cans of paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the

perecentage of *****es Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with 7 days of looking out?

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard.. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

Student Notice: Extra credit will be given for any answer in English.

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[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

eh..

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

elementary.

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

wat

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[Twisted_0912 10+ year member]

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[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

hell thats downtown little rock now

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

older than the internet.

 

[Xprime4 10+ year member]

saw that in french over here few years ago. nice way to make those young G learn fast

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[cobra65427289 10+ year member]

3?

 

[528hz 10+ year member]

I figured it may have been old. Figured I would post it anyway.

Still a good laugh, though.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

1. Ramon hav a AK-47 wid a 200-roun clip. He usually miss 6 ofevery 10 shots and he use 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many mofos can

Ramon ice on a drive-by befo he gotta reload?

120 per clip or 7.8 per driveby

2. Leroy have 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sell an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his ****?

no idea how much an "8 ball" is

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day musteach ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

9.411, the amount of ho's doesnt matter if they all make the same per trick

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit.How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

trick question, it doesnt matter how many ounce bags he can make since you can only make 16 per pound unless you cut it with something. how much he sells each ounce bag for determines his profit and 16 bags at $3000 would give him a 20% profit

5. Desmond gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and$1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more

Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his bro's bail?

2 and he will have $1k left over

6. Pedro got 12 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law***** spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much bread will be left when

he get out?

nothing, she will run out after 8 years 4 months

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be theperecentage of *****es Tyrone knocked up?

20%

9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with 7 days of looking out?

28

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard.. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

.08325 miles

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

I just yawned and it turned into a burp.

 

[pioneerpimp 5,000+ posts]

yea. pretty lame. stupid "ebonic/gang" jargon in there is dumb. and too stereotypical. sorry.