I asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be
> > when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some
> > day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were
> > standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President
> > what would be the first thing you would do?'
> >
> > She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the
> > homeless people.'
> >
> > 'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You
> > don't have to wait until you're President to do
> > that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and
> > sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. -Then I'll take
> > you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
> > out, and you can give him the $50 to use
> > toward food and a new house.'
> >
> > She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom
> > glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and
> > asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and
> > do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
> >
> > I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
> >
> > Her folks still aren't talking to me.
> > when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some
> > day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were
> > standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President
> > what would be the first thing you would do?'
> >
> > She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the
> > homeless people.'
> >
> > 'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You
> > don't have to wait until you're President to do
> > that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and
> > sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. -Then I'll take
> > you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
> > out, and you can give him the $50 to use
> > toward food and a new house.'
> >
> > She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom
> > glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and
> > asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and
> > do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
> >
> > I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
> >
> > Her folks still aren't talking to me.
