Lol!

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

id be carefull what you say about the norris

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[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

most kids wear pajamas with superman on them, superman wears pajamas with chuck norris on them.

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad hes never cried. haha my all time fav.

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

Chuck norris can make a woman reach orgasim by simply looking at her and screaming BOO-YA

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.



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Chuch norris is the reason why vin diesel is bald.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

The U.S. did not drop a bomb on Japan, Chuck Norris jumped out of a plain and punched the earth.

NG

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.

NG

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

NG

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
NG

haha someone just needs to post the whole list and get it overwith //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

someone posted a website the other day with a ton of those things on it

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

found it

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Gotta love the CN round house kick.

I dunno if it was on this forum but Chuck Norris actually responded to that site it's pretty **** funny.

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

Chuck norris can win a game of connect 4 with 3 moves

Chuck norris is the only one to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

dood ima get a shurt lol