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An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.

Consul : What is your name?

Arab: Abdul Aziz bin Razak

Consul: ***?

Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?

Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul: Holy cow!

Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man,...isn't it hostile?

Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh...dear!

Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

 
This old widowed man and this old widowed woman have started dating. After about 6 months of the courting process, and with some persuasion from their friends, they decide to tie the knot. They go out to dinner one night after the engagement is announced to discuss aspects of their relationship, such as living arrangements, bills, etc. The gentleman the broaches the topic of physicality.

"How do you feel about ***?" He asks. "I like it Infrequently," she responds. He looks at her pensively for a few moments and then asks "Is that one word, or two?"

 
This old widowed man and this old widowed woman have started dating. After about 6 months of the courting process, and with some persuasion from their friends, they decide to tie the knot. They go out to dinner one night after the engagement is announced to discuss aspects of their relationship, such as living arrangements, bills, etc. The gentleman the broaches the topic of physicality.
"How do you feel about ***?" He asks. "I like it Infrequently," she responds. He looks at her pensively for a few moments and then asks "Is that one word, or two?"
lol.

lol to the original, also!

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