LOGIC read

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Two redneck farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar,

drinking beer.

Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life

without an education.

Tom orrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some

classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of

Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English,

History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"

The Dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you

would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think

logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a

family."

"Yes, I have a family."

I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must

have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must

be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of

that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to

go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes and how he is

signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"

Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer."

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[loud-n-low 10+ year member]

i dont have a weedeater,but i did get one for my dad on fathers day. i must be Bi.

 

[soloXgt 10+ year member]

old but still funny

 

[tigerf117 10+ year member]

haha,that one is good.

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

Got a few lol's out of me.

 

[blazeplacid 10+ year member]

I have an batter powered weed eater...

 

[csu87 10+ year member]

I have an batter powered weed eater...

semi gay

 

[armitank]

im eating a banana... is that gay?