Lmfao!!!!!!

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

wait... what happened to his ***?

i think its a different guy.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

hold on, im getting on ot.com right now, i have to read this

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[*Ace* 10+ year member]

hold on, im getting on ot.com right now, i have to read this

If your not already a member it could take awhile without a subscription to the forum.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

post some more..

 

[*Ace* 10+ year member]

post some more..

Most of these stories are like 30+ pages of teh funnies. not taking the time...sorry //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif BUT, it only cost like $3 to join right away (you can join for free but it will take you awhile to access all the forum parts) and then you can read a lot more funnies

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

If your not already a member it could take awhile without a subscription to the forum.

i am, they greenlighted me within my first day, they must love me.

i never post though.

 

[*Ace* 10+ year member]

i am, they greenlighted me within my first day, they must love me.

i never post though.

****, I got tired of waiting and said **** it and bought subscription. At least now I get an avatar.

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

putting it in teh pooper is nice. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[*Ace* 10+ year member]

A guy messin with his dad

Me: hey dad

Dad: Qucktime Sucks

Me: I know. hey i have a problem

Dad: what?

Me: I bought these custom spinners and I ain't drove in a week and them *****es spinnin still.

Dad: What the **** is wrong with you?

Me: bored at work, sorry about that

Dad: It doesn't even **** with my head, it's just retarded

Me: Are you going to be in town tonight?

Dad: No, I've got to head out to DC

Me: Oh, I'm sorta taking a trip too this weekend

Dad: Really, where?

Me: I'm like Atlantic, I got them mother****ers flying across the Atlantic

Dad: for ****s sake

Dad: you want to play this game, fine - I ****ed your mom in your old room last night.

Me: that's just unnecessary

Dad: I win.

 

[*Ace* 10+ year member]

putting it in teh pooper is nice. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Only if your the one giving it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

putting it in teh pooper is nice. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/popcorn.gif.32dd9e22fd77e77bc3c907062768fcd2.gif waiting to see if Reneeb has a smart *** comment for this one

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

A guy messin with his dad
Me: hey dad

Dad: Qucktime Sucks

Me: I know. hey i have a problem

Dad: what?

Me: I bought these custom spinners and I ain't drove in a week and them *****es spinnin still.

Dad: What the **** is wrong with you?

Me: bored at work, sorry about that

Dad: It doesn't even **** with my head, it's just retarded

Me: Are you going to be in town tonight?

Dad: No, I've got to head out to DC

Me: Oh, I'm sorta taking a trip too this weekend

Dad: Really, where?

Me: I'm like Atlantic, I got them mother****ers flying across the Atlantic

Dad: for ****s sake

Dad: you want to play this game, fine - I ****ed your mom in your old room last night.

Me: that's just unnecessary

Dad: I win.

OMG that is some funny *** shit!

 

[HitManSE 10+ year member]

Now my co-workers think im crazy, im sitting here LMAO

 

[DjiNN 10+ year member]

ahhahaha **** that is funny