Lmfao!!!!!!

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It has been done I'm not sure how I should be feeling at this moment, but I feel....weird. I'm tired and I just want to cry myself to sleep in confusion over what just happened. The only reason I'm even at the computer right now is because I wanted a cigarette. I wiped my *** and it still feels funny from the lube. I'm afraid to fart. I'm going to go shower and try to wash some of the lube out of my *** and I'm going to bed.
I'll give details later. I just really need some time alone right now.

Oh, lemme tell ya, when something is pulled back out of your *** (finger or *****) it feels like you're shitting, but without having to push, it just comes out on it's own. VERY strange feeling.
If you don't know where this is from, your on the wrong forum //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 
It's from the archives at offtopic.com //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif There's a bunch more. A kid who has ****** feelings for his cousin and tells her cause he thinks she feels the same but itall backfires. Too many to list here

 
Title = I'm sexually attracted to my cousin.

me and her have been spending a lot of time together because she flew from louisiana as soon as she heard of hurrican katrina. anyways, yesterday we were sitting on my couch watching tv. i switched to a channel showing COPS and she told me to switch the channel. i laughed and said no and she said "come on." i said no again and she tried grabbing the remote from my hand. i switched it to my right hand (she was sitting on the left of me) and held it away from her. one thing led to another and she was on top of me on the ground laughing. i was laughing too but suddenly i thought she was really sexy. i knew that she was considered "hot" before but i never thought of her that way. i'm pretty sure she thinks the same way about me because she became really awkward after that and there have been a lot of other signs.

what should i do? if i go for it and our family finds out, we'll never be able to go back. on the other hand, she's really hot.

edit: well because of ot i decided to go for it. today i went into her room and said "i need to talk to you." she says "ok" uncertainly and i sit down on her bed and being, " okay erin, recently i've started to develop some feelings towards you. like... ****** feelings." i look at her and she has this ****ing horribly mortified expression on her face. i had a feeling something was wrong but i continued. "and i know you've had the same feelings towards me..." here she stares at me with the widest eyes i've ever seen her look at someone with and chokes out "uh... i don't have any kinds of those feelings towards you." here it was my turn to be completely mortified. i just said "oh" and got the **** outta her room as fast as i could. and here i am, where i have been for the past five ****ing hours since going into her ****ing room. thank a ****ing lot ot.

edit2: okay ot, i need some advice. what the **** should i do now? i can't take back what the **** i said. should i go on and continue to talk to her and pretend it never happened? or should i talk to her (what could i say)?

edit3: a lot of you suggested to pretend it was joke or something but she's definitely not gonna buy that. i'll just pretend it never happened and talk to her like everything was normal. i'll update later after i see how she responds. wish me luck.

edit4: well what a big ****ing tangled web we weave. background: my cousin has been my sister's best friend for the longest time. they basically grew up next to each other. also, my sister is one of those hard-core christians. meaning she's against gays, totally doesn't believe in evolution, etc. well i got a knock on my door a few minutes ago and she asked to come in. i said "yeah" and she asked me if it was true. i said "yeah." she just looked at me for a couple seconds with a twisted expression on her face and asked, "now why would you do something like that?" i answered, "i don't know, i really had ****** feelings for her." at this point, she shakes her head and says, "you have some major problems. ****** is sick. it's a sin." she goes on with a huge lecture about, you guessed it, genetic defects and such. then at the end, she says, "i'm going to have to tell mom and dad about this." and here i'm completely taken off guard. i thought that this was the worst that could happen because i knew my sister and cousin were really close already before. but i never thought that my sister would take it as far as telling my parents. after she said that, i grabbed her and said "oh my god cynthia don't tell mom and dad please don't." i was on my ****ing knees and almost crying. she says, "no i have to. if you want to have *** with your cousin, it means that there's something seriously wrong with you. we need to get you to a therapist." i'm not usually violent but at the moment something overcame me and i grabbed her arm and pulled her down to the ground. i tell her "don't tell" in a menacing tone and she yells "let go of me!" and runs out of the room. and here i am again, posting this ****ing shit on ot. i haven't talked to my cousin yet though. that's definitely gonna be worse than what just happened. ****.

 
wait... what happened to his ***?
He made a bet with his gf. If the eagles won against the cowboys(in 2005 i think) that he would get to FHITA. If the cowboys won she got to FHITA with a ***** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 
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