Life is PISSING ME the eff OFF

or you could be dieing of malnutrition in some 3rd world country after watching your mom step on a landmine.

Just relax dude, look at what you have.. take a deep breath, go for a run? shit like that.

Oh and ya masturbatings good too.

 
Dang, does sound like a streak of bad luck. But you could always look at it this way. It could always be worst.
- 3 speeding tickets

- 4 wisdom teeth had to be removed

- 1 engine had to replaced

- 1 dead relative

- 1 dead penis

- 1 attached pregnant chick screaming MARRY ME !!

- 1 dead penis

Hope your luck turns around.
2 dead cocks?

 
Oh i know... I was just venting.. and yeah crownvic.. usually I'm really positive about stuff.. even bad things. Don't know why I let sht get to me today.

I guess the biggest thing is that I really really hate failing at something... and all the problems I've been having w/my car and my audio stuff makes me feel like a failure, in some respects. And failing means that I was a dumbass... and being a dumbass means taht I'm not smart enough to figure it out.

me not being smart pisses me off.

 
2 dead cocks?
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif Its shocking....
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LMAO! Wait until you're married with kids...then the real problems occur.

I'm 46, married for 23 years with a 20-year old daughter. You'll look back on these times as if they were a walk in the park //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
Sucks balls indeed...
Thank youself that you arent depressed/suicidal though. I'll say all that stuff is pretty junky but look at it this way, you arent going to starve to death and what doesnt kill you can only make you stronger.

YOu have a new monitor, a new hard drive, you car has new brakes and rotors, you HAVE a girlfiend, shitty as she may be dude it's not all that bad... At least you arent in prison, addicted to drugs, incomprehensibly stupid, depressed out of your mind, gay, dating a ************, giving handjobs for crack.

Word life!

Also pics of your 6-9 *** in that porsche for christ sakes!

 
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