Lewis Black...

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one of my favorite, if not my all time favorite comedian. George Carlin i cant decide if i lik BETTER or not. He sure is a funny ****er though

Whats your favorite Lewis Black line???

Mine is:

all we have to do is look at our enemy, thats a group that doesnt have a sense of humor, thats a group that is just snapped. but thats what happens when you dont laugh. you get all wound up in what your believeing in and noone is going "haha" and your screwed. but you cant deny the faith of these people that we fight, its absolute. they believe that if they kill themselves they will be met in heaven by 70 some odd virgins. imagine that kind of faith, to think that that would happen. when i havent met one on EARTH

 
Mike, he thinks all kids should be aborted....just to piss you off.

Now, back on topic and none of this "ive never heard of" bullshit, how bout someone post something that FOLLOWS the thread idea instead of blurting out bullshit about not knowing who he is.

 
Mike, he thinks all kids should be aborted....just to piss you off.

Now, back on topic and none of this "ive never heard of" bullshit, how bout someone post something that FOLLOWS the thread idea instead of blurting out bullshit about not knowing who he is.
I would love to help you out, but I have never heard of him.

 
I think he's hilarious. He makes good points too. I think his head shakes and quirks are what makes him even funnier.

My favorite is from his Carnegie Hall performance speaking on Halloween:

"It's a holiday for children because children wnat to dress up all the time, and you have to go 'Nope, this is the night, so shut the f**k up!'. You're an adult and you can put on a costume whenever you want...you don't need permission anymore. If you wake up next tuesday and you feel like being Batman- go for it."

 
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