Let's see those penises!

[Korn4Life 5,000+ posts]

ok let me help you out my friend. I understand you being new to this kinda subject. I also understand that you may be a lil shy to talk to a grown up about this so here is what you do young man.

AZZ to MOUTH!!

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

I usually just stuff my **** and balls into that gash.

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Hmm, good question? lol...

 

[abrhino 10+ year member]

the pocket of her shorts

 

[I Like Waffle]

You dont have to worry about that because girls dont like fat, triple butt chin, 4 eyed, khaki short wearing, feathered hair, fegs. So dont even worry about it.

****, you mad? Jmans a cool dude, why you hatin?

 

[Cabin_Pressure 10+ year member]

If you have enough money you can stick it anywhere you want............even get her to bring a friend along to help you put it in //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

I really hope its not the butt, because she poops out of that.

Tell your g/f to go poop in the bathroom before you have ***.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

i want sheep //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[grimreper912003 5,000+ posts]

i want sheep //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Nice sig bro lol

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

You dont have to worry about that because girls dont like fat, triple butt chin, 4 eyed, khaki short wearing, feathered hair, fegs. So dont even worry about it.

like this guy right here?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

he looks like Peter Griffin

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

but hotter

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

put it in her arm pits for deoderant protection and safe keeping. make sure she shaves first thou...

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

he looks like Peter Griffin

I laughed when i met him!