Last min gift for the wife!

[orphe 10+ year member]

I need a last min gift idea for the wife!!!

Someone snitched and told her what I got so Im scrambling to find a cheap (around $40 ) gift just to throw her off.

Any ideas?

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[dumple 5,000+ posts]

dick in the box

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

dick in the box

winnar!

 

[Macklessdaddy 10+ year member]

I need a last min gift idea for the wife!!!Someone snitched and told her what I got so Im scrambling to find a cheap (around $40 ) gift just to throw her off.

Any ideas?

You shouldn't have opened your mouth and she shouldn't have listened to who told her so fucc that,keep your 40 bucks and KEEP your mouth closed next time

 

[DBBOOM 10+ year member]

Gift certificate for (1) internal throat massage.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

get her some meth..

or some ecstacy tablets. that would make funs.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

who told and why?

make them buy her a new one for you. and then kill them.

 

[smiley2186 10+ year member]

40 dollars? thats all.. go out and get her a gucci purse...

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

Ever seen Burn After Reading?

Yeah, do that.

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

Get her ugly cheap jewelry. Shouldn't cost much or be hard to find.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Perfume? Hard to go wrong with that, unless it smells like ish, which a lot of them do.

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

go to the gas station and buy her some lottery tickets and a gift card

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

$40 should be enough for some slippers and a *****.....

 

[bball09124 10+ year member]

12" Sony Xplode

 

[RipDaJacka]

$40 should be enough for some slippers and a *****.....

WERD^