Kids Walked in on Us

[chaunb3400 10+ year member]

OP is probably drunk and made up a story.
That's what I'm sticking to until I see some pics of said girl. Readyyyyyyy go.

nope I dont drink....and few pics

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Ive never seen a 1 year old that could walk

Then you need to get out more, lol!

My daughter was walking at 8 months old.

My wifes kids were 10 and 11 months old when they started walking.

Me, I was 9 months old.

Also to the OP, yes, I have been caught by the parents when I was a teen and told how I disrespected the whole family!

Then I caught the parents and told them how much they disrespected my eye sight!

Fun times! Never had the step kids walk in on us. We usually wait till they are at their dads or over there grandma's, but honestly me and the wife don't bone much anymore. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

Then you need to get out more, lol!
My daughter was walking at 8 months old.

My wifes kids were 10 and 11 months old when they started walking.

Me, I was 9 months old.

Also to the OP, yes, I have been caught by the parents when I was a teen and told how I disrespected the whole family!

Then I caught the parents and told them how much they disrespected my eye sight!

Fun times! Never had the step kids walk in on us. We usually wait till they are at their dads or over there grandma's, but honestly me and the wife don't bone much anymore. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

So I guess the question now is if the wife ever walks in on your jerking it??? To me it's a much worse feeling because the kids/parents are an easier thing to brush off.

The wife/girlfriend is a much harder sell as they start asking a whole bunch of fawking questions and hold it against you.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Got a boo-boo and mommy is kissing it for me cuz it really hurt

We were showing off scars and when i got to my real nasty circumcision scar, she couldn't help but try and kiss it to make it go away.

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

So I guess the question now is if the wife ever walks in on your jerking it??? To me it's a much worse feeling because the kids/parents are an easier thing to brush off.
The wife/girlfriend is a much harder sell as they start asking a whole bunch of fawking questions and hold it against you.

LOL I beleive my wife would jump right in and take over... She's fun line that!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

So I guess the question now is if the wife ever walks in on your jerking it??? To me it's a much worse feeling because the kids/parents are an easier thing to brush off.
The wife/girlfriend is a much harder sell as they start asking a whole bunch of fawking questions and hold it against you.

Been there, done that too! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

She was pissed for like a week, because she was like, what it takes looking at other chicks to get you off? I am like don't get me that shit, I have walked in the bedroom while you feel asleep with your vibrator still left on and a **** playing! Gets her everytime! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

no biggie

ive been walked in on before by my sisters (10 years younger)

just yelled at them.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

that's why my wife and i lock the bedroom door.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

Been there, done that too! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
She was pissed for like a week, because she was like, what it takes looking at other chicks to get you off? I am like don't get me that shit, I have walked in the bedroom while you feel asleep with your vibrator still left on and a **** playing! Gets her everytime! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Guess you're lucky, my wife to be does not really have an open mind like that. She isn't into ****, toys, or doing it herself; so she expects me to be the same way. Instead I get a guilt trip and lots of questions, like 'am I no enough' or 'why does that stuff turn you on'....

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

Guess you're lucky, my wife to be does not really have an open mind like that. She isn't into ****, toys, or doing it herself; so she expects me to be the same way. Instead I get a guilt trip and lots of questions, like 'am I no enough' or 'why does that stuff turn you on'....

x2 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Guess you're lucky, my wife to be does not really have an open mind like that. She isn't into ****, toys, or doing it herself; so she expects me to be the same way. Instead I get a guilt trip and lots of questions, like 'am I no enough' or 'why does that stuff turn you on'....

I get thee *** maybe twice a month.......on a good month. Tell me again how lucky I am?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

Honestly it is because we both work so much. She pushes over 60 hours and I am at 50, so we don't see much of each other. Thing is I would pound it in a nano second! I don't care how tired I was. Hell, I could be snoring well waxing that ***.

Now being romantic, that takes skillz! So I understand that would eat up some time. She is romantic.........I am not. I need to work on that, haha!

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

Ok so me and this chick decided to let her kids and my nephew play Xbox 360 for a while, while we snuck in the other room to bone...I thought she locked the door, but like 4min into it there is a knock on the door and they just push the door open...she hops off of me and starts crying and sh!t, Im explaining to the kids that we where just wrestling on the floor...He asked well why where mommy's butt in the air and where are her panties...I said she was changing clothes and it was rude that you guys didnt wait until somebody said come in, now shes sad, look what you did...I mean any of you guys with kids have this happen to you?? What did you say??

Cliffs

*Kids walked in on us doing it*

*Kinda hard to explain*

*What would you tell a kid in that situation*

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[adio 5,000+ posts]

Guess you're lucky, my wife to be does not really have an open mind like that. She isn't into ****, toys, or doing it herself; so she expects me to be the same way. Instead I get a guilt trip and lots of questions, like 'am I no enough' or 'why does that stuff turn you on'....

hate that shit

 

[jfink 10+ year member]

a few months ago me and my GF were outside in the backyard and she was going down on me, while she was "******* a golf ball through a garden hose" my step dad came outside....asked what we were doing and all i said was nothing, my pants were half way up and she had none on with her head in my lap. he laughed and went inside and i tried to get her to finish but she was too imbarrassed.

 

[Tehgregzor 10+ year member]

Jenny is the master.
Just tell them y'all were wrestling and you pulled each other's clothes off

LOL i've had to use that excuse. And, "those are moans of joy! I'm not hurting her, i promise!"