Kids Walked in on Us

[Mexar 10+ year member]

Pics!!!!

Had to do it

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Dad walked in on me 2X
He just stood there and waited for up to get up so he could see some poon

FORREST!!!!

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

our daughter blasted in on us once.. Informing us she figured out what she wanted for her B day LOL.... goddammmmm Camp Rock CD ... BIG EFFIN DEAL! Wife was on top , and she just clamped on and burrowed into my sholder while I pulled at what blankets were left on the bed.. She never questioned us, but I think she KNOWS whats up when we sneak away for a mid afternoon quickie. We bought a lock for the door that night though!

As for whomever says they just dont do it when kids are in the house... Do you have kids!?! Sometimes it is just a necessary thing, until you have kids you will not understand.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Ahh, I had this happen once. I tried to tell them we were doing yoga and that she needed my help stretching into a certain position. We had our clothes off because yoga is all about being one with your mind and body, clothes only inhibit this process.

My dad didn't believe me though. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

FORREST!!!!

Duuuuuude

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Ok so me and this chick decided to let her kids and my nephew play Xbox 360 for a while, while we snuck in the other room to bone...I thought she locked the door, but like 4min into it there is a knock on the door and they just push the door open...she hops off of me and starts crying and sh!t, Im explaining to the kids that we where just wrestling on the floor...He asked well why where mommy's butt in the air and where are her panties...I said she was changing clothes and it was rude that you guys didnt wait until somebody said come in, now shes sad, look what you did...I mean any of you guys with kids have this happen to you?? What did you say??

Cliffs

*Kids walked in on us doing it*

*Kinda hard to explain*

*What would you tell a kid in that situation*

Don't say anything. They more than likely know the deal already from watching MTV.

 

[cj232 10+ year member]

We always lock the door.

 

[flores210 10+ year member]

her friend walked in once. but she joined

was she fat those are your usual freaks lol

 

[LazyRider 10+ year member]

Don't do it while kids are awake in the house? Have some self control

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

OP is probably drunk and made up a story.

That's what I'm sticking to until I see some pics of said girl. Readyyyyyyy go.

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

I couldn't tell you sir.4 minutes into it I'da been wiping off my wee wee

lol

 

[W8 a minute 10+ year member]

I can't believe the kids asked about her panties but didn't say anything about the goat or the zippered leather slave hood?

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

you know what would ****? If they caught you getting head and actually saw your dick in her mouth...THEN WTF WOULD YOU SAY!?

 

[audiobahnuser18 5,000+ posts]

Dang that sux. they will be scarred 4 life haha jk man. tell em you were stretching x2 on that lol.

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

you know what would ****? If they caught you getting head and actually saw your dick in her mouth...THEN WTF WOULD YOU SAY!?

Got a boo-boo and mommy is kissing it for me cuz it really hurt