kick to the......HOSSAGE!!!

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

wow i have been kicked in the balls b4 but today i got kicked in the dick and i think it hurt worse lol, has this ever happened to anybody?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

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[Max_Power 10+ year member]

no

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

no i have a g/f....dont have to go around harrasing chicks at school...

me + girlfriend = ftw

You + harrassment = FTL

sorry.

 

[stuckinok 5,000+ posts]

i hit with a football in the dick before .. not cool

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

no i have a g/f....dont have to go around harrasing chicks at school...
me + girlfriend = ftw

You + harrassment = FTL

sorry.

actually she was just messing around but it still hurt really bad.

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

I was sittin on my friends couch one day getting our paintball guns ready to go outside and play. He points his about a foot away from my dick and pulls the trigger expecting nothing to be in it. I thought air hit me and it hurt like hell. Then we found the paintball laying on the couch beside me....shit was the worst thing ive felt to the nuts lol i layed on the floor for like 30 mins

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

I was sittin on my friends couch one day getting our paintball guns ready to go outside and play. He points his about a foot away from my dick and pulls the trigger expecting nothing to be in it. I thought air hit me and it hurt like hell. Then we found the paintball laying on the couch beside me....shit was the worst thing ive felt to the nuts lol i layed on the floor for like 30 mins

i too have been hit in the dick with a paintball, but luckily it caught the tip and didnt hurt so bad

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

lol. love the title.

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

i too have been hit in the dick with a paintball, but luckily it caught the tip and didnt hurt so bad

oh yea and his parents were on vacation so i got him back by throwing a paint grenade on top of his dads work truck while he was hiding behind it (grenade was blue-work truck white). his dumbass didnt wash it so it ruined the paint and his dad was pissed when he came home lol

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

lol a truck for a dick

thats a good trade i suppose

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

lol. love the title.

yea i thought you would.

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

never had a dick kick...

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

never had a dick kick...

you dont want one man, its teh hurtz

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif You have no hosausage.