Keg Party

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Im so sick of the people out here, they're all so fake and pathetic. They throw the lamest partys, and act like badasses. The football players have the biggest ego's yet only won one game (which is why i refuse to play football here). This is the most pathetic college campus ever. Thank god its my last semester

This gave me and my friend the idea to throw a keg party. Not just any keg party though. One with non alcoholic beer! Of course we're not going to tell them that. We're going to wait until after the placebo effect sets in and they're all acting drunk. Then tell them.

I have a few questions, how much does non alcoholic beer cost by the keg? and where can i get it?

What do you guys think?

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[pd298 10+ year member]

LOL If it works. Come back and tell how many people act shitfaced. but make sure they didnt really bring their own liquor.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

who brings liquor to a free keg party?

 

[NhustlaR 10+ year member]

wow I did the same thing, cept with labatts nordic playing beer pong with the girls around here

you would be surprised how many people were "drunk as hell"

hahahah easy way to get puntang with them not having the excuse of being drunk!

you gotta love the "what happened last night" remarks from them the day after

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

im sure the last night remarks will have something to do with the word "assholes"

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

of course a video camera will be added to the mix

 

[bibby 5,000+ posts]

dude thast gonna be some funny shit, props to ya.

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

Im not sure on the cost of it. but I would guess some where in the 60 dollar range. Im not even sure how much it costs by the 6 or 12 pack, so thats a total guess.

 

[btnhfan 5,000+ posts]

O'douls baby.

Idk if they make kegs though.

 

[bibby 5,000+ posts]

WOOT!!!!!, i got a green bar now. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif. Thanks for the rep Eugenics. I voted for ya.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

non alcoholic beer still has SOME alcohol in it, just not enough to be detected by breathalizers i guess...btw, u HAVE to get video and/or pics.

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

Lol, I know of a guy who will get drunk if you give him water and tell him it's alcohol.

Placebo effect > joo

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

O'douls baby.

Idk if they make kegs though.

O'Dweeds ftw. ::Jamican accent:: "I know wut jour tinkin man, but it's O'Dweeds" ha ahah, wrong bag mon.

 

[jujumantb 10+ year member]

That would be hilarious if the cops busted you for a non alcoholic keg party //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

edit: even our football players dont act like douchebags, I saw stocco (our qb) at a party a few weeks ago and people were treating him like shit, butin in front of him in line, yelling stocco's a *****, etc... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Ape 10+ year member]

good idea, Im glad I dont know to many of those people, I feel your pain... Get em good.