keepin it real in tha TP

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

so, anywayz...

i was out on the porch of the trailer chillen in my freshly stolen chairs, and drinkin a cold 40, when this group of bout 8 kids rolls up in tha park and starts kicken peoples shit over, and just tearin up stuff. well, you know, since im like tha pimp of tha park, i yelled at them, and hopped up and strolled on ova. i get up to them and these little punk azz kids wanna play tha hard role wit me. axed me what i was gonna do, and told me i couldnt handle them. i just let them say they say and when they finished i just straight punched the biggest one right in tha jaw. he went down, and tha other just stepped back and watched. im standing there flexin my nuts and i say, "i assure you, i can handle you, yo. who's next??" the big one who is now gettin up is cryin bout tellin his momma on me. so i told him to send her on ova, and ill give her a taste of some real dick. they all run off, and i go back to chill on my porch. my beer isnt quite as cold as it was, but it was still refreshing after beatin down a 13 yr old.

i run this trailer park, you!

i hope momma comes over sometime, so i can beait it up like i did her son.

what it do, bitches?!?

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[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

cool story bro

 

[DBBOOM 10+ year member]

.............what no anal ****?

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

epic.

 

[memphisman00 10+ year member]

bout as cool as stickin my dick with a syringe of your trailer trash blood.

 

[justin smith 10+ year member]

keepin it treal in the tp...lol.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

i run this trailer park, you!

oh. i aint had know

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

any of you wanna bounce up in here will get tha same treatment.

 

[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

any of you wanna bounce up in here will get tha same treatment.

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[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

any of you wanna bounce up in here will get tha same treatment.

What if we just want to hang with a few hood rats? Dat coo?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

any monkeys on that porch?

 

[jshak07 10+ year member]

u mad?

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

shoulda put a cap in dat azz YO!

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Yo bro, were you packin heat at the time?

hellz yeah i was packin. i alwayz strapped, but once i flex my nutz, there aint no need to pull out tha 9.

some problems dont take bullets to solve, yo.