It's at the top of m to-do list! I've been wanting to get my kids out on the water and enjoy the outdoors like I've been able to. I've already given my oldest son the fishing bug, and loves to go fishing! Made me he proudest Dad the first time he caught a fish on his own. I think he will take to the water pretty well.
Now to all the other guys out there, I am gonna give ya'll a lesson, not only learned in school, but learned in real life. Just follow me here. I have always loved the big girls. I am not sure why, just a preference to me, and one I have always had. That being said, there are certain scientific laws you will have to keep in mind when you're out on the water, either in a 2 person Kayak, or a canoe.
First of all it's involves the Law of Nature involving conquering and overcoming overwhelming odds to succeed. Example: My Ex was a big girl, over 6'2" and weighed over 400 pounds. I climbed that mountain in search of conquest, and succeeded in battle with a sweat that smelled of pure achievement. BUT.....
The second law, which pertains to the laws of inverted pendulums. This is one law, that cannot be circumvented by any means, and is the most crucial. As the pendulum moves from over the pivot point, the base will need to move horizontally in the same direction to keep the pendulum upright. The equation can be written in several ways, But the most important variable of the equation to consider, is the mass of the pendulum and the distance from the pendulum mass to the base. Te heavier the pendulum, and the longer the distance from the pendulum to the base, the more corrections the base needs to make in order to keep the pendulum upright.
To all the people out there in which this went over your heads....
Fat and tall Bitches on a canoe with you will be exponentially harder to keep upright and in the boat than a skinny short chick. Or just ask to big bitch to lay down on the bottom of the canoe, and then you will never flip over.
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