Just had "the talk" with my mom...

[CL1CKCLACK 5,000+ posts]

alright listen...i know you are in the mood to argue but hear me out....i took her virginity broke up with her she did it with 1 other guy (my best friend...isnt that convienient...) then i got hammered while installing 4 new speakers in her car and took her in my basement and railed her...a week later BAM!! white stuffs comin out of my weiner and i need to make a doctors appointment. end of story. not a skank but bad luck on my part.

ur BF must be a manwhore

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

;7426028']ur BF must be a manwhore

leave nom nom out of this.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

;7426028']ur BF must be a manwhore

Agreed.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

leave nom nom out of this.

nom nom's been cheating on me?!?! With you?!?!

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

nom nom's been cheating on me?!?! With you?!?!

u jelly, feggot?!?

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

u jelly, feggot?!?

I'm gonna kill his bitchazz.

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

I'm gonna kill his bitchazz.

i wont let that happen //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[CL1CKCLACK 5,000+ posts]

leave nom nom out of this.

lulz nom nom is teh said manwhore?

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

;7426055']lulz nom nom is teh said manwhore?

no i am i gave him teh ess tee deez //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Buttsecks win! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

 

[CL1CKCLACK 5,000+ posts]

no i am i gave him teh ess tee deez //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

so let me get dis str8. you gave nom teh buttsex, he fucked teh midget, den da midget railed you in tha basement?

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

i wont let that happen //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Tru luv right thurr.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

BUTTSECKS!!!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

Man love FTW.

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

;7426066']so let me get dis str8. you gave nom teh buttsex' date=' he fucked teh midget, den da midget railed you in tha basement?

close but no cigar...i gave it to da midget and nom nom but the midget suked nom noms weiner (yeah hes a **** too) and then the midget fcked my friend who fcked another girl my friend that haz da ess tee deez fcked and then i fcked the midget again bcuz i was drinking to deal with her bullshiz (ex gf) and installing her0 speakers. and then a week later i was oozing stuff...........get it now?

 

[CL1CKCLACK 5,000+ posts]

close but no cigar...i gave it to da midget and nom nom but the midget suked nom noms weiner (yeah hes a **** too) and then the midget fcked my friend who fcked another girl my friend that haz da ess tee deez fcked and then i fcked the midget again bcuz i was drinking to deal with her bullshiz (ex gf) and installing her0 speakers. and then a week later i was oozing stuff...........get it now?

wtf brah??