Just had "the talk" with my mom...

[CL1CKCLACK 5,000+ posts]

I put "Blair's Mega Death Sauce" in a bulb type turkey baster and woke my friend up from his post New Years drunken slumber in an unfortunate way (for him). Luckily he didn't die but I do believe our friendship may have...
Should I appologize or tell him to quit his "B*tchin"?

tell him to quit his bitchin. but in the future... the "Mega Death Sauce" should be blasted at night, once the said friend has passed out

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

I wouldwear a ultra sensitive condom while fucking them bitches... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

I met that midget family from the MTV show a couple times a few years ago (for work). The mom was very flirty and even pinched my ass. Crazy fucking people.

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

You're posting about your STD's on an internet forum. The chances of you having any real life friends are very slim.

clearly thats a logical thought. what a clever guy you are lol

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Just tell Mom you got it from a dirty toilet seat...fixed.

 

[ddgalant189 10+ year member]

Just quit ****** them dirty sluts and ...problem fixed.....I loved a durty woman one time.....she asked me what i was gonna name the baby....i got off her...tied the rubber in a knot...and said Hudini if that little ****** gets out of here....then she told me her snatch was dirty and i was infected......so I slapped her with the rubber

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

cool story, bro

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

Just wear a condom, we all know that protects you from diseases.

 

[tc300 10+ year member]

sounds like some body needs a lil "*** ed" class...????!! now days the finger smell check dont always work! LOLOL

man i miss those jr high days..............

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

I did a short girl once, she was a freak. But damn, you gotta take more care of ol' boy, that things with ya the rest of your life

 

[mossberg385t 10+ year member]

Huge blow to your e peen bro

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

Huge blow to your e peen bro

my real peen wasnt happy with me either //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

I did a short girl once, she was a freak. But damn, you gotta take more care of ol' boy, that things with ya the rest of your life

She a midget? 3'4" standing up, 3'6" sitting down?

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

She a midget? 3'4" standing up, 3'6" sitting down?

lol, I think shes like 4'10" or 4'11", but she had some nice boobies and ass so I didnt feel so bad for tearin' into it:naughty:

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

lol, I think shes like 4'10" or 4'11", but she had some nice boobies and ass so I didnt feel so bad for tearin' into it:naughty:

That's pretty small bro, how big are you? No penis jokes please.