Just had "the talk" with my mom...

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

Shane Carwin fisted a puppy?

No two prepubescent boys were raped by a diseased midget....

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

No two prepubescent boys were raped by a diseased midget....

Was her name MiniCinniRoll?

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

No two prepubescent boys were raped by a diseased midget....

At the same time? Midget threesome? Bet it looked like a chicken on a rotisserie.

 

[power-fanatic07 5,000+ posts]

At the same time? Midget threesome? Bet it looked like a chicken on a rotisserie.

Boston Market

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

1. dated midget

2. took midgets virginity

3. dumped midget

3.5 Midget svcked nom noms pp

4. midget watched me have s3x with another girl thru my basement window

5. got drunk/installed speakers in midgets car

6. took midget downstairs and got chlamytia

/thread.

 

[CL1CKCLACK 5,000+ posts]

1. dated midget2. took midgets virginity

3. dumped midget

3.5 Midget svcked nom noms pp

4. midget watched me have s3x with another girl thru my basement window

5. got drunk/installed speakers in midgets car

6. took midget downstairs and got chlamytia

/thread.

either were missing a step, or nom nom's a durty whore fer givin dat clean chick da essss teaaaa deeeeez

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

;7428090']either were missing a step' date=' or nom nom's a durty whore fer givin dat clean chick da essss teaaaa deeeeez

missing step is unknown but i think its another one of my best friends...what a loyal bunch of bros i hang out with

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

1. dated midget2. took midgets virginity

3. dumped midget

3.5 Midget svcked nom noms pp

4. midget watched me have s3x with another girl thru my basement window

5. got drunk/installed speakers in midgets car

6. took midget downstairs and got chlamytia

/thread.

So your friend basically gave you an std? If you have any dignity at all you will punch him right in the dick and close line that midget//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[CL1CKCLACK 5,000+ posts]

missing step is unknown but i think its another one of my best friends...what a loyal bunch of bros i hang out with

buncha menwhores, if you ask me. but once u dumped da midget technically she waz free game mang.

 

[CL1CKCLACK 5,000+ posts]

So your friend basically gave you an std? If you have any dignity at all you will punch him right in the dick and close line that midget//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

i wouldnt be punching him in the dick. that goes along with the risk of catching something else. baseball bat gives you a lot more distance //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

So your friend basically gave you an std? If you have any dignity at all you will punch him right in the dick and close line that midget//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Sounds like a good story line for the WWE.

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

Sounds like a good story line for the WWE.

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[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

;7428116']i wouldnt be punching him in the dick. that goes along with the risk of catching something else. baseball bat gives you a lot more distance //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Your'e not Dolla Green are you?

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

So your friend basically gave you an std? If you have any dignity at all you will punch him right in the dick and close line that midget//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

i poured a whole beer on the midget at a new years party she wasnt invited to..twas hilarious.

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

i poured a whole beer on the midget at a new years party she wasnt invited to..twas hilarious.

Dumping a beer on her is meh. Dumping a beer on her after you close lined her, win!