Just found out my girl's pregnant!!!

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

bitch lied when she said she was on the pill.

Are you Messicans?

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Dibs on your 3000D and nightshade?

 

[916Kev 10+ year member]

Too young..

 

[Trez0r 10+ year member]

sorry to hear

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

If one thing, don't baby your kid and come running to his/her need everytime the thing starts crying (like if s/he falls or can't sleep or something). Don't teach it that crying gets you whatever you want. that shit raises annoying cry-babies you see in stores and shit if they don't get their piece of candy

 

[S_B 10+ year member]

Well advice.....humm lets see. Save ya pennies cause so far everyone has been about right. Cause let me tell ya Diapers are EXPENSIVE, Day Care is EXPENSIVE, Liquid baby Crack(Formula) is EXPENSIVE, Baby Food is EXPENSIVE, but it really can't add up to the feeling ya get when ya kid is out running around and wanting to play with you. And I will tell ya now don't start anything you don't wanna keep doing. If ya don't want the kid to sleep in your room as soon as it is old enough to roll its self over put it in its own room. And for God's sack don't be one of this **** people that don't discipline there kids and let them run all over you cause you are worried about hurting the feelings. Kids bounce back you can pop there *** and they'll be all pissed at ya one minute and the next minute there climbing up your back wanting to play. Just remember time out don't do Sh*t.

info from a father of TWO 4 year olds!

 

[norcrawler 10+ year member]

man u guys are fuked up man.

the dude wants it obviously or they would take care of it.

lol i saw a commercial the other day of some shit called"plan b"lol u take the shit after u get knocked up and ur good to go.

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

man u guys are fuked up man.the dude wants it obviously or they would take care of it.

lol i saw a commercial the other day of some shit called"plan b"lol u take the shit after u get knocked up and ur good to go.

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[CantGetEnufBASS 10+ year member]

man u guys are fuked up man.the dude wants it obviously or they would take care of it.

lol i saw a commercial the other day of some shit called"plan b"lol u take the shit after u get knocked up and ur good to go.

LMFAO i saw that shit yesterday!! next time i pull out too late im gona be like.. "dont worry baby i got a PLAN B"... shit i could be on the next commercial

 

[norcrawler 10+ year member]

if ur having second thoughts man..

shove some plan b down that bishes mouth

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[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

if ur having second thoughts man..shove some plan b down that bishes mouth

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only works up to 72 hours of initial penetration

 

[norcrawler 10+ year member]

hmmm

abortion?

LOLZ

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

i think the more serious question is... how am i going to get a disability check for having ssd

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

i love my lil boy . car audio and sports are cool. but when hes here its cool he brings a cool vibe to him. i diidnt like it when he couldnt walk but now at 2 yrs old its awesome i teach him alot and have more fun . enjoy . yes it cost money but its a great investment.

 

[CantGetEnufBASS 10+ year member]

i love my lil boy . car audio and sports are cool. but when hes here its cool he brings a cool vibe to him. i diidnt like it when he couldnt walk but now at 2 yrs old its awesome i teach him alot and have more fun . enjoy . yes it cost money but its a great investment.

how long till you think this guys kid has a ankle monitor?