Jury Duty FTMFL

[Crown_amps]

well i got jury duty,,,,,,that sucks

anyone else have the pleasure?

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[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Nope, but i think it would be cool.

 

[dkguitarist 5,000+ posts]

i want jury duty..gets me away from wal-mart. haha

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

I have never been called. Thank god...

I have a friend who has been summoned 5 times and has never been chosen LOL...

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

it would seem like it would be pretty easy to make sure you are not choosen...

but i think it would be cool, at least once.. especially if the trial is an interesting one.

 

[packerfan 10+ year member]

A week after i turned 18 i got the letter. It was fun though.

 

[kuijo 10+ year member]

just act really racist to all races.

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

"do you think oj simpson is guilty?"

"ma'am, my blackness will not allow me to do that"

/dave chappelle

 

[CRXican 10+ year member]

I'm scheduled for next week

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

eww, jury duty=doody

 

[Lowjacker 10+ year member]

jury duty isn't all bad......if you wanna get out of it just act like you know the DA or the defense attorney....even if you don't....if either side even has an inkling that you do they'll dismiss you.............//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i just took a huge dump

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Been called twice for it...once I didn't have to show up, the other time I was good friends with the defendant's sister and knew the people he shot...so I was dismissed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

just tell em you can tell if someone is guilty by looking them in the eyes