Jeffrey the retarded Chef

[fatboytyler]

Whoa, whoa, whoa there cheese stack. I didn't know I was messin with a edumacated marfucka from the eastern KY. Represent! You see, you're the one that started with the general assumptions of me while defending you're homes Jeffrey. Newbs gotta stick together. I get that. But as the fire burned down and the thread took on a different form, your fat ass decided to rekindle. Why? Analyze that. Re-read the above quote and look deep inside. You have been 100% wrong in your attempt to describe me. Not even close. I'm thinking you're projecting your self image onto me in a passive attempt to find help with your own problems. You know like, Why did I eat all the chicken? How come I can't see my dick without a mirror? Why are they pissy every time I max out the "all you can eat" buffet?
But you've also twice mentioned your education in response to me? Why? I think I know. Maybe your eating disorder stems from something deeper. It's quite possibly an inferiority complex born of geographical humor. Everybody knows how you eastern KY hillbilly's get down. And it's not with a thesaurus. Post up some dental records. Pics of young Tyler growin up down in the holler. Ewww! Was there a weird uncle? Is your birth certificate a fucked up hodgepodge of multiple signatures, all with the same surname, but not exactly married? Damn boy, now I feel sorry for you. I still think it's hilarious though. "I'm my own grandpa". LOL

And lastly...this is the thunderdome cuntwad. Either flame, laugh, or get the fuck out! Nobody wants to hear life philosophy from a 20 yr old boy. Now go hit up the salad bar Bitch!

Holy ****, you are a work of art. You realize I am taking none of this personally right? I know my life is better than yours. I know I will be more successful than you could ever imagine being. You make fun of me for being from Eastern, KY and doubting my education. Should do some more homework and figure out which college I go to. You make a comment about being a "hillbilly", have you seen yourself? You look like the sick **** child rapists you see on the news. Is that why you act like this? You can't find enough children to ****? Is that why you're doing this? Do you want to stick it to my butt? I also want you to know that it has been psychologically proven that people who make fun of other people's **** sizes are intact insecure about their own **** size.

You keep trying to sound smart, but in fact you make yourself look like a complete dumb ***. Your attempts at trolling are failing hard. If I truly wanted to troll I could because I actually have the knowledge and wits to troll, especially on a forum, but I don't because I have no time to put that much effort into it.

Next, you ask me why I rekindled this conversation? Well I believe you said that this is the Dome so I can do whatever the hell I **** well please. I also feel like I can give better philosophical advice than you because at least I've had actual experience with philosophers in my lifetime. You're just a pissy old man spewing all this "advice" when in fact you are the one who needs to follow it.

I'm going to keep doing this because I enjoy this. You think I'm getting mad when you clearly are.

Are you even employed? Married? Dating? Have kids (God I hope not because your daughter would be pregnant with an inbred ***** or your son... well, we won't go there)? Do you have an education beyond that of 5th grade because it sure doesn't seem like it?

You know, this is fun, being an ignorant and obnoxious *** to random people you don't know and never will meet.

 

[Snapper_Slapper 10+ year member]

Holy ****, you are a work of art. You realize I am taking none of this personally right? I know my life is better than yours. I know I will be more successful than you could ever imagine being. You make fun of me for being from Eastern, KY and doubting my education. Should do some more homework and figure out which college I go to. You make a comment about being a "hillbilly", have you seen yourself? You look like the sick **** child rapists you see on the news. Is that why you act like this? You can't find enough children to ****? Is that why you're doing this? Do you want to stick it to my butt? I also want you to know that it has been psychologically proven that people who make fun of other people's **** sizes are intact insecure about their own **** size.
You keep trying to sound smart, but in fact you make yourself look like a complete dumb ***. Your attempts at trolling are failing hard. If I truly wanted to troll I could because I actually have the knowledge and wits to troll, especially on a forum, but I don't because I have no time to put that much effort into it.

Next, you ask me why I rekindled this conversation? Well I believe you said that this is the Dome so I can do whatever the hell I **** well please. I also feel like I can give better philosophical advice than you because at least I've had actual experience with philosophers in my lifetime. You're just a pissy old man spewing all this "advice" when in fact you are the one who needs to follow it.

I'm going to keep doing this because I enjoy this. You think I'm getting mad when you clearly are.

Are you even employed? Married? Dating? Have kids (God I hope not because your daughter would be pregnant with an inbred ***** or your son... well, we won't go there)? Do you have an education beyond that of 5th grade because it sure doesn't seem like it?

You know, this is fun, being an ignorant and obnoxious *** to random people you don't know and never will meet.

I ain't mad at all there half ton. I'm sitting here right now with a big smile on my face. That rant above just proved I hit a nerve. Which part was it? I know you'll never tell so I'll just keep picking your fat ass apart till the reason you're hiding from your heritage presents itself. From this point forward I will only respond to you in your native dialect so that maybe you can pick up on the sarcasm and come back with something a little whittier than your families butt fuck and "secret party" jokes.

Now git yer lard ass back to yer skewlins before the teacher takes away yer crayuns. Bitch.

 

[fatboytyler]

I ain't mad at all there half ton. I'm sitting here right now with a big smile on my face. That rant above just proved I hit a nerve. Which part was it? I know you'll never tell so I'll just keep picking your fat ass apart till the reason you're hiding from your heritage presents itself. From this point forward I will only respond to you in your native dialect so that maybe you can pick up on the sarcasm and come back with something a little whittier than your families butt fuck and "secret party" jokes.
Now git yer lard ass back to yer skewlins before the teacher takes away yer crayuns. Bitch.

I just want to know the underlying need as to why you feel the need to arrogantly make fun of people, even in a joking manner. You also just avoided all my questions with more questions... I also thoroughly enjoy the fact that you keep calling me fat when you are just as big as I am (grant it we fatties gotta stick together).

 

[Snapper_Slapper 10+ year member]

I just want to know the underlying need as to why you feel the need to arrogantly make fun of people, even in a joking manner. You also just avoided all my questions with more questions... I also thoroughly enjoy the fact that you keep calling me fat when you are just as big as I am (grant it we fatties gotta stick together).

Re-reed all tha post's betwix me n you from da start. Youll see hows we got here. I wuz givin you errything ya needed ta understand why I wuz pickin on Jeffrey widout beein rude. YOU chose the low raod(sp?) first. That raod led us here, I don't keer bout yer questions. Jus hear to fuch you up now. I'm readie and will keep it entertanin. Bitch.

 

[fatboytyler]

Re-reed all tha post's betwix me n you from da start. Youll see hows we got here. I wuz givin you errything ya needed ta understand why I wuz pickin on Jeffrey widout beein rude. YOU chose the low raod(sp?) first. That raod led us here, I don't keer bout yer questions. Jus hear to fuch you up now. I'm readie and will keep it entertanin. Bitch.

By not answering are you admitting guilt?

 

[Snapper_Slapper 10+ year member]

By not answering are you admitting guilt?

No...because it doesn't matter. I'm workin on you, not the other way around. Man it must suck having a lesser intellect like me all up in that fat ass noggin, bending things, showing you what ownership means. I bet your gonna go home tonight and fuck up a couple pies. After all, eating is what helps you cope with being a loser. A sandwich never looks down on you does it? The fudge don't judge. And if you get to feeling bad about your binge, you can just look in a mirror and tell yourself that your better than me. Your gonna be successful. You go to college for fucks sake! Only the elite get to do that. Yeah, you're special. I'm out till you come up with something fresh. Something with a little zip to it this time. Bitch

(I tried to Kentucky that up but got bored. Just read it out loud with you're hereditary accent. You'll get it.)

 

[Snapper_Slapper 10+ year member]

Fuck it. I'm out all together. Thread sucks now. Thanks Lard Ass!

 

[fatboytyler]

Fuck it. I'm out all together. Thread sucks now. Thanks Lard Ass!

Good get the **** out. Any time I seem to attack you, you just **** out and change the subject. Do us all a favor and jump infront of a car. I'll be looking for you in the obituaries (do you even know that word?).

 

[™Caveman 10+ year member]

Good get the **** out. Any time I seem to attack you, you just **** out and change the subject. Do us all a favor and jump infront of a car. I'll be looking for you in the obituaries (do you even know that word?).

Wow what a lame sum itch u iz!

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

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[los33 10+ year member]

No...because it doesn't matter. I'm workin on you, not the other way around. Man it must suck having a lesser intellect like me all up in that fat ass noggin, bending things, showing you what ownership means. I bet your gonna go home tonight and fuck up a couple pies. After all, eating is what helps you cope with being a loser. A sandwich never looks down on you does it? The fudge don't judge. And if you get to feeling bad about your binge, you can just look in a mirror and tell yourself that your better than me. Your gonna be successful. You go to college for fucks sake! Only the elite get to do that. Yeah, you're special. I'm out till you come up with something fresh. Something with a little zip to it this time. Bitch
(I tried to Kentucky that up but got bored. Just read it out loud with you're hereditary accent. You'll get it.)

Dammiiittt woman you best get me a sammich now!

Oh wait there she goes...

Note for the future it is "sukks having less of an intellect then me" and not you're idiotic non-sense blabber.

You are giving me the shiits with all that crrap you speak.

Sent from my E500A

 

[Snapper_Slapper 10+ year member]

Dammiiittt woman you best get me a sammich now!
Oh wait there she goes...

Note for the future it is "sukks having less of an intellect then me" and not you're idiotic non-sense blabber.

You are giving me the shiits with all that crrap you speak.

Sent from my E500A

I'm still out.

 

[bgowdy 5,000+ posts]

well this was a interesting thread.................

 

[James Coyle]

well this was a interesting thread.................

x2

 

[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

well this was a interesting thread.................

Best thread in a while! shit storm's over though #sad #