Jeffrey the retarded Chef

[Blown VC]

Tread lightly here. Never compare a mangy yardbird to the holy swine! Ever tried turkey bacon? That bird is acceptable for 1 meal a year at best and deserves no further intrigue. It's merely a novelty passed on from poorer times. The only "good" turkey...is none! Now pigs is fuckin tasty!

Interesting that you enjoy eating the most lowly of animals and the one that is most closely related to you.

 

[Snapper_Slapper 10+ year member]

interesting that you enjoy eating the most lowly of animals and the one that is most closely related to you.

oh burn!!!!

 

[Joseph7195 10+ year member]

Now see, you got me all wrong. The first candidate for America's (Murica') official bird was indeed the humble turkey. It is leagues above a Ham in flavor, moistness, and texture. But I am comparing a turkey to a ham. Now, when it comes to bacon, shoulder, or ribs, the turkey loses hands down. No contest.

 

[Snapper_Slapper 10+ year member]

It is leagues above a Ham in flavor, moistness, and texture.

You're dizzy.

 

[fatboytyler]

You're dizzy.

You're a bitch

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Fuck turkeys and their lame *** gravy! It's all ham here! But as for the bashing... Jeffrey just pissed me off yesterday. Just kept on with the one more retarded post shit trying to seem knowledgeable to the new guy. I don't know why I started to care. It just got to me. So here we are...all 2012 callin out n shit.

For thanksgiving:

Turkey>ham

Just saying..

 

[thirdgen]

People are going to talk **** no matter what you do, so you might as well give them something to talk about.

Truth

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

What the fûck is this fàggot shît?

 

[™Caveman 10+ year member]

What's with the ******** rebuttals Jeffrey? Is that all the action Sienna drivers get? Do women think you're a loser? Do you have a tiny weiner? I'm trying to figure out what your problem is besides the obvious lack of intelligence? I've seen countless posts where you give stupid advice just like you wrote the book. But you can't even read the book. I'll wager you have trouble with coloring books. You are fucking stupid! It shows. It really does. And like I said, this thread is reserved for slapping your retarded *** around. I'm going to bed. But I'll keep an eye out for ya Jeffrey. You've got my word on that!

Lmfao!

You should try stand up!

 

[™Caveman 10+ year member]

Everybody's bashing these days, and no tolerance. Just to let ya'll know, if the person who finds the mistake in advice, would just point it out, then the person who they were trying to help and the person giving bad advice will learn something.
But I will tell you mufuckas the true travesty. When you go to Thanksgiving at a mufuckas house, get your plate filled up with food, and Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmmmm it smells good. Then you walk over to the stove to get some turkey gravy, and that shits some fucked up ass color and texture. Or worse yet, there is none.

There is certain ways to treat people, and freedoms which are threatened if someone has to fuck you up for messing up the gravy. Nobody wants jail time over gravy, but some things are a given.

P.S. There better be a hard boiled egg cut up in that gravy too. I ain't playin.

Hahaha! Wow man your a ******** genius

 

[™Caveman 10+ year member]

No offense to Jeff
But I like this guy @Snapper_Slapper
I haven't been this entertained since 80's WWF

 

[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

No offense to Jeff
But I like this guy @Snapper_Slapper
I haven't been this entertained since 80's WWF

The whole thread is comedy lol and if you haven't noticed, after my first post...

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

Tread lightly here. Never compare a mangy yardbird to the holy swine! Ever tried turkey bacon? That bird is acceptable for 1 meal a year at best and deserves no further intrigue. It's merely a novelty passed on from poorer times. The only "good" turkey...is none! Now pigs is fuckin tasty!

Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

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[Snapper_Slapper 10+ year member]

Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
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Your story has inspired me to not give a single fuck what you eat. Fried, baked, smoked, boiled, broiled, grilled, or spun up into sausages...them shit rompin pigs is delicious!