It's true!!!

Actually goob did tell you to remove it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

When?

I don't have any PMs from him

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My avatar is ART, an expression of a woman's body long tainted with contempt by the majority male egos that dominate the car audio world.

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Notice mine is gone too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
I miss that ***. Post it one more time at least. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif
 
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.

I'm your average white suburbanite slob.

I like football and ***** and books about war.

I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.

My wife and my job, my kids and my car.

My feet on my table...and a cuban cigar.

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested

no way

No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,

While people behind me are going insane.

I'm an *******

I'm an *******

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat,

I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"

I'm an *******

I'm an *******

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,

While handicapped people make handicapped faces.

I'm an *******

I'm an *******

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song

Ranting and raving and carrying on

Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...

NAAAAH!

I'm an *******

I'm an *******

Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado

Convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow

interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm

gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, getting 1 mile

per gallon, ******' down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's

in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when

I'm done ******' down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth

on the American Flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers

right out the side, and there ain't a fuckin thing anybody can

do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why Two

words: Nuclear fuckin weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania, they

can have all the democracy they want...they can have a big democracy

cakewalk right through the middle of Tienamen Square and it won't make

a lick of difference, because we got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not

dead, he's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're

gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know

why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15

million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.

I'm gonna get the Duke and John Casavetti and Lee Marvin

and Sam Peckinpaw

and a case of whisky

and drive to Texas...(HEY, HEY HEY!>

Why don't you shut up and sing the song, pal?

I'm an *******

I'm an *******

A S-S H-O L-E

Everybody, A S-S H-O L-E

Arf, Arf Arf, Arf Arf, Arf Arf

Thoomph A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom

Oooooooo

 
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