is wife crazy?

[chunky cumz 10+ year member]

i like to put a thumb the ladies stink/ the end

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

I don't give a fuck how tough your family is, how well they can fight, or how many fucking guns they own to protect you. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute *** line in Japan. I'm going to run your utility bills up so fucking high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you.

i hope you dont write horror stories for a living cus its definitely not working out for you

 

[ssackett 10+ year member]

Some ladies like it rough.. Some ladies like to be rough back.. Thats when you run!! LOL!!!!!

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

i like to put a thumb the ladies stink/ the end

i can occasionally talk her into that. but not often

 

[Andrew_as 10+ year member]

funny shit

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

i hope you dont write horror stories for a living cus its definitely not working out for you

orly faggot? im doing an internship that will result in me making 100k/year the year after i graduate. by the time im 30 i will be making a mill a year.

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

Some ladies like it rough.. Some ladies like to be rough back.. Thats when you run!! LOL!!!!!

shit i like being punched as hard as possible but i cant choke a woman....just not right IMO

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

orly faggot? im doing an internship that will result in me making 100k/year the year after i graduate. by the time im 30 i will be making a mill a year.

good luck with that little guy

 

[sickofsoyo 10+ year member]

all women are crazy

/thread

 

[outspoken 10+ year member]

orly faggot? im doing an internship that will result in me making 100k/year the year after i graduate. by the time im 30 i will be making a mill a year.

can i borrow some money?

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

all women are crazy
/thread

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[anj46907 10+ year member]

I don't give a fuck how tough your family is, how well they can fight, or how many fucking guns they own to protect you. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute *** line in Japan. I'm going to run your utility bills up so fucking high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you.

aww its not a threat just want to have some wine and cheese with you while talking politics and solar energy

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

aww its not a threat just want to have some wine and cheese with you while talking politics and solar energy

I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, shit on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad.

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, shit on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad.

oh ok and u made it down to florida that fast to do it huh?

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

he ***** and killed a chick and wants to post on here to make it seem like a accident